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Waiting on monthly release/translation be like:
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Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
 
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I think that May_Lily and Holo are the same person.
Isn't it weird that they "discovered" the General forum at the same time?
 
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I feel empty, i do a lot of things for my mom. It's only 2 of us right now and it's too difficult for me. Im a the only daughter and i was adopted, but i dont really feel grateful bcs my life still a mess. I wish my life like isekai manga.
 
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Perhaps something nice for thinking about the differences between us Westeners and the Easteners we so admire. This is the first half of a poem by Theodor Fontane (1819-1898). I will leave the title untranslated as it takes away the pointe before reading it but it is: Aber wir lassen es Andere machen.

Now first in German:

Ein Chinese, (’s sind schon an 200 Jahr)
In Frankreich auf einem Hofball war.
Und die Einen frugen ihn: ob er das kenne?
Und die Andern frugen ihn: wie man es nenne?
„Wir nennen es tanzen“, sprach er mit Lachen,
„Aber wir lassen es Andere machen.“

And now my English translation. Please excuse if I don't try to rhyme this so as to stay as true to the content as possible:

A Chinese (it's been about 200 years already)
was on a court ball in France.
And some asked him: if he did know this?
And others asked him: how it is called?
"We call it dancing" he spoke with laughter
"But we let others do it."

If you ask me, obviously the Cinese comes out superior, however wonderful dancing might be. The same opinion has Fontane, by the way, who concluded his poem:

Und dieses Wort, seit langer Frist,
Mir immer in Erinnerung ist.
Ich seh das Rennen, ich seh das Jagen,
Und wenn mich die Menschen umdrängen und fragen,
„Was thust Du nicht mit? Warum stehst Du bei Seit’?“
So sag’ ich: „Alles hat seine Zeit.
Auch die Jagd nach dem Glück. All derlei Sachen,
Ich lasse sie längst durch Andere machen.“

And this word since a long time
always remains in my memory.
I see the running, I see the chasing,
and when the people crowd around me and ask me
"Why don't you participate? Why do you stand aside?"
So I say: "There is a time for everything.
The chase for luck as well. All such things
I long since let them do through others."
 
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A stagnating thread,
dried of fresh material,
crying for new things.
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CAN YOU TELL WHAT THIS IS SAYING? HEE HEE!!!!
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I sent a Sentient Ape to the Boxy building with objects in it. He gave shiny coins to the hand, but picked up the noodles in a cup.
This noodles is dead, I added water and they are no more.

In the future, I gave the sentient ape many thanks and we made sure Michael Jackson's HEE HEE faced us and the couch seated us. Michael's HEE HEE excited us and the Sentient Ape was enjoying himself too much and awoke the dragon. I halted Michael with the remote and we ran from the dragon who shrieks, her shrill cries of "TURN the VOlume down" excited us and we moved our legs up and down faster.

We almost 50 metered when a Sentient ape wearing drapes returned from her journey at the wooden fancy board with hinges and chanted and shouted and expelled air from her big head hole. Reacting to this, the Sentient Ape and I could only hang our round upper tops in a tilted fashion.

There would be no more Michael Jackson HEE HEEing as the Sentient Ape in drapes searched for a Fat Sentient Ape who turns vegetables into brown ugly mush that we must eat while making brown ugly mush we must eat. The sentinet Ape then left and the Dragon caught me and lept on my back.

Fat Sentient Ape who cooks was successful and Dinner was served.
 

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