Shits and Giggles Thread

[NotGary]

been improving slowly day by day

ain't that a daft punk song ?

 

[NotGary]

https://imgur.com/a/nb4lE17

this is where I post from btw

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[solstice258]

Eating fruit is like playing gacha. ...And I don't like gambling.

 

[NotGary]

Eating fruit is like playing gacha. ...And I don't like gambling.

booo, go waste your life dude, you got so much more of it left, gambling is great

 

[solstice258]

booo, go waste your life dude, you got so much more of it left, gambling is great

I don't wanna go through 1000 shitty cherries to find one good cherry >:(

 

[Angry_Panda]

I don't wanna go through 1000 shitty cherries to find one good cherry >:(

Just go get a jar of Maraschinos and be done with it.

 

[Devourer]

Just go get a jar of Maraschinos and be done with it.

they go much better with cocktails

 

[Angry_Panda]

they go much better with cocktails

...well, you'd better get a bottle of something to go with them, then.

 

[Manko-sensei]

The best thing about cocktails is when someone is skilled at them you can ask them to be non-alcoholic and they taste as sweet as yuri.

 

[NotGary]

they go much better with cocktails

idk, only tile I've had them was in a banana split style ice cream at a restaurant.

 

[Devourer]

The best thing about cocktails is when someone is skilled at them you can ask them to be non-alcoholic and they taste as sweet as yuri.

aka mocktails, anyone driving should be drinking those

 

[Devourer]

...well, you'd better get a bottle of something to go with them, then.

mayhaps

 

[Devourer]

idk, only tile I've had them was in a banana split style ice cream at a restaurant.

must be a US thing probably idk

 

[NotGary]

must be a US thing probably idk

tk be fair, I also don't drink alchohol so I have no interest in cocktails (lemonade's my go to drink at restaurants)

 

[Devourer]

tk be fair, I also don't drink alchohol so I have no interest in cocktails (lemonade's my go to drink at restaurants)

life is better with a little substances in your system

 

[Manko-sensei]

life is better with a little substances in your system

Like hemlock? It was Socrates last drink, so it had to be a blast.

 

[Angry_Panda]

Random fact of the [interval of time]:

The State of Michigan maintains a Model T Ford to 'audit' the condition of road shoulders, since it has the same axle width as the buggies that Amish/Mennonite populations in the state use.

I WANT THAT JOB.

 

[Devourer]

Random fact of the [interval of time]:

The State of Michigan maintains a Model T Ford to 'audit' the condition of road shoulders, since it has the same axle width as the buggies that Amish/Mennonite populations in the state use.

I WANT THAT JOB.

what an easy paycheck

 

[Devourer]

my medication makes me a lightweight to substances(alcohol, thc, etc) and i love its less money i gotta spend