One of these days I'm going to reread Something Positive's massive archive that's been continually growing since the '90s just to find that one strip with the joke about how the author shakes hands with fans at events and then immediately goes HAM on his hands with hand sanitizer while they watch. This is the second time I've thought of it under circumstances in comment sections on this site. This may be a more horrible one than the other, I don't remember. But hell, it made me laugh when I thought of it so whatever.