I am absolutely NOT reading this as a poor substitute for my own extreme frustrations caused by my own dear sister's refusal to grant me my "Big Brother's Sexual Rights and Privileges" over her body! I am NOT reading this series to counter the disappointment about my own sister's adamant faithfulness to her husband!
You guys believe me, don't you...?
Besides, just what does my brother-in-law have that I don't have...? Other than youth, good looks... and being nicknamed "The Human Tripod", that is?