Since the uploading group still hasn't posted it, here's my mediocre version of the first page.
Don't like the typesetting or translation? Complain to the group that failed to include the first page. I'm not in a group nor experienced at all with this stuff.
By the way, I'm aware the phrasing of the last sentence is awkward, but it was the only way to make it connect with the part on page 2 already translated by Moe Panda.
I'd want it to be, "[Page 1]
Please look at [Page 2]
my embarrassing spot."
But instead it has to be, "[Page 1]
At my embarrassing spot, [Page 2]
please take a look."
Awkward but readable.