The Counting Thread

[TheSeer]

Well where the counting at..

1

Counting threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Counting thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "1" that starts with the number "3". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Counting Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Last Letter games. Last Letter threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Counting Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.
(I indeed have edited every mention of "Last Letter" to say "Counting" and vice versa)
(edited something relating to Last Letters)

 

[mylovenovels]

Counting threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Counting thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "1" that starts with the number "3". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Counting Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Last Letter games. Last Letter threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Counting Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.
(I indeed have edited every mention of "Last Letter" to say "Counting" and vice versa)
(edited something relating to Last Letters)

Oh alright

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

Counting threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Counting thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "1" that starts with the number "3". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Counting Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Last Letter games. Last Letter threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Counting Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.
(I indeed have edited every mention of "Last Letter" to say "Counting" and vice versa)
(edited something relating to Last Letters)

You for got the 2…

 

[TheSeer]

You for got the 2…

Wouldn't be a witty comeback, would just be counting

 

[Purple_Soul]

67

 

[TheSeer]

67

you are sentenced to unguided Lobotomy Corporation playthrough. That will kill whatever braincell of yours thought posting this is a good idea.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

67

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

Please, I implore you. Stop this torment. Life is so much more than misery and suffering. Can we not co-exist without hurting each other?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Please, I implore you. Stop this torment. Life is so much than misery and suffering. Can we not co-exist without hurting each other?

me attempting to stop people from opening the counting thread:
me just getting mass ignored instead:

 

[yogurtman250]

-62

 

[yogurtman250]

Mind you a grown man went out of his way to post this shit

 

[sterven]

Counting threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Counting thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "1" that starts with the number "3". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Counting Thread, let alone keep one up for 350+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Last Letter games. Last Letter threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Counting Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.
(I indeed have edited every mention of "Last Letter" to say "Counting" and vice versa)
(edited something relating to Last Letters)

@bigtiddyoneesan @pandascepter
Who is this guy? I like him already

 

[medalion]

@bigtiddyoneesan How does it feel to be lectured by a dairy product

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@bigtiddyoneesan How does it feel to be lectured by a dairy product

>try to connect with the kids
>get called unc anyway
why do i even bother

 

[yogurtman250]

>try to connect with the kids
>get called unc anyway
why do i even bother

I don't think there's any active forummember that's under the age of 14.
If you want to connect to the kids, do it on tiktok or something...

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan @pandascepter
Who is this guy? I like him already

Its the same copypasta from good old forums. kek.

 

[pandascepter]

>try to connect with the kids
>get called unc anyway
why do i even bother

Ok, grandpa, its bed time.

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

Where is @Itsukimoto? They aren't counting in your thread

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

A

 

[yogurtman250]

Where is @Itsukimoto? They aren't counting in your thread

The staff finished them for making such a thread