The Farewell Letter Thread

[BlackGeneral]

The thread where you write a farewell letter even if you don't leave because it's like fun... maybe
It's the perfect occasion to tell to people that you love or hate them
Admitting that you lied about liking pie more than cakes to be accepted
Get ride of the things weighting on your heart

 

[Angry_Panda]

My sincere apologies for my sub-standard English.
Where were you when someone insinuated they preferred cake to pie?
I was at home, eating pie, when the telephone rang, and I set aside my fork and answered it.
A voice on the other end of the line said, "I am, in fact, partial to cakes rather than pies."
'What a tragic turn of events,' I thought to myself.

 

[TGN]

The farewell letter? "F"?

 

[boursk]

I was at home, eating pie, when the telephone rang, and I set aside my fork and answered it.

You stopped eating your pie because a phone rang?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Hey guys, just wanted to say thank you for all the great laughs and conversations on the forum. I've been posting here for many years now, but I think it's time to call it quits and move on to the next chapter of my life. Truth be told, @pandascepter and I are getting married, and I couldn't be happier to share my future with him as the househusband I was always born to become. Maybe I'll pop in here every now and then, and maybe you'll hear how I'm doing from him, but this is my official retirement from the forums. Hope you all will fine, am not here.

 

[Angry_Panda]

You stopped eating your pie because a phone rang?

Hard to talk on the phone with a mouthful of pie. This is something I can say from experience.

 

[boursk]

Hard to talk on the phone with a mouthful of pie. This is something I can say from experience.

I'm just surprised you chose answering the phone over the pie. You let a silly phone interrupt your pie time?

I guess I overestimated how much you like pie...

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

Get me the hell out of here

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

"This shall be my final post on this forum.
I enjoyed my time here a lot, but I have to leave in order to destroy the true enemy.
The yuri forces have become too strong and are a thread to the world.
Adios, Amigos, I will now blow up the lesbos islands"
-Panzerkampfwagyu

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'm just surprised you chose answering the phone over the pie. You let a silly phone interrupt your pie time?

I guess I overestimated how much you like pie...

Well, it was my boss calling in the middle of my work day, and I need that pay to buy more pie, so....

 

[boursk]

Well, it was my boss calling in the middle of my work day, and I need that pay to buy more pie, so....

Pffff, you need me to tell you that there are plenty of excuses you can give him to avoid picking up that phone? You could be in the bathroom, there was someone at your door, you were in the middle of a phone call on your other phone/VOIP, in the middle of eating pie....

I'm sensing a lack of dedication to the pie my man.

 

[yogurtman250]

Just replace Bub with my possible successor, and you'll get the gist.

 

[BakedBanana]

Who needs a letter when a manga page would fit just nicely as a departure? This is a manga site after all.

Kanon - Honto no Omoi wa Egao no Mukougawa ni chapter 6

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'm sensing a lack of dedication to the pie my man.

All things in moderation (or at least in a light, flaky crust).

 

[yogurtman250]

Who needs a letter when a manga page would fit just nicely as a departure? This is a manga site after all.

Kanon - Honto no Omoi wa Egao no Mukougawa ni chapter 6

that's what I'm saying!!
Anyways, just case I'll become hated, i'll probably use this for as my final note

Sorry for poking a corpse, I just thought it was fitting to do so. Would any of the new people even understand it? probably not

 

[pandascepter]

Hey guys, just wanted to say thank you for all the great laughs and conversations on the forum. I've been posting here for many years now, but I think it's time to call it quits and move on to the next chapter of my life. Truth be told, 270mm Cow Girl Figurine and I are getting married, and I couldn't be happier to share my future with him as the househusband I was always born to become. Maybe I'll pop in here every now and then, and maybe you'll hear how I'm doing from her, but this is my official retirement from the forums. Hope you all will fine, am not here.

 

[KATCRX]

Yo, so here’s the deal. I'm from this totally far-out planet way over in the Andromeda Galaxy. It’s been wild hanging with you all, but my time here is coming to a close. I’m heading back home, which means saying a proper goodbye, but who knows? Maybe one day I’ll pop back in. Until then, keep shining and don’t let the little stuff get you down. Peace out!

 

[mylovenovels]

Farewell letters are a lot of work if I'm not on in like 3 days, then I'm gone

 

[Manko-sensei]

 

[BestBoy]

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