The Haiku Thread

[FohnAhn]

I declare loli's
are legal now FBI
have no power here

To take advantage
Act now before FBI
comes to arrest us

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This is kinda fun
Although I suck at this
I am also trash

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Why Yes, as you say.
Follow me for free lolis;
trust me, not a trap.

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Fool, you fell for it!
Your loli stash shall be seized,
evidence in court.

 

[CyanHide]

The Haiku thread reigns
immortal, everlasting
unlike my shitpost

 

[BlackGeneral]

Doctor Blackenstein

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I've resurrected
The best thread of this forum
Please take care of it.
Sour Enigma

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Is it a small girl?
Or a humongous lemon?
Here is the question.
Cat in the Box

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Thank you Amazoon
I just received my cat girl.
I give her 5 Stars



​

 

[justforthelulz]

CHOTTO A MINUTE
IS THAT THE BLACKGENERAL?
HOLY FAQ, HE LIVES​

 

[Richman]

Hero Of The Gaoddess
I'm still not here.

It's like watching a comet pass by... see you, Gao lover.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Law of the Jungle

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In mother Russia
If you don't eat potato
Potato eats you.
Somiku gotta sing fast.

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Here is Somiku
Sings as fast as she can run
And does a GAO.
Raven Party

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They are all saying:
“You can't become a raven.”
I will prove them wrong.​

 

[Richman]

Amazing.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Decaffeinated of course.

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After a long day
Nothing better than coffee
To become relaxed
Mon chien a mangé mon reveil.

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French Girl in Japan
With a baguette in her mouth
Running toward school.
Stalking is for the slims.

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Shy tiddy monster
hidden behind the huge pole
is following you.​

 

[BlackGeneral]

Tail is the best censor

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Hidden by her tail
this loli precious flower
is well protected
Don't forget to feed your waifu.

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This bloody waifu
is tremendously hungry
and you look tasty
I wish it was me

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I love teddy bears
They are all fluffy and warm
Inverse of humans​

 

[BlackGeneral]

I wish it was me ２。

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I wanted a horse
But Grandpa could not buy one.
That's embarrassing.
Aniki Oil

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Going to the beach?
Don't forget Aniki Oil
For a manly tan.
Sukebe Oil

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Going to the beach?
Don't forget Sukebe Oil
For a Sexy tan.​

 

[BlackGeneral]

Kawanibal

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If I was that sweet
I would also eat myself
Must kinda hurt tho...
Hell is my Paradise

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Going to Heaven?
When Demon Girls look that cute?
Give me damnation！！！
ホディ

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It would be better
If cowboys had katana,
and a vagina.​

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Although it died once,
this thread can always arise,
it is eternal.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Chuunubyou demo koi ga shitai: Step on Me

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Fallen from the sky
Some heavenly smelly feet
To put on my face
Hot Dog

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Did you know that dogs
Stick their tongue out to cool down.
That's kinda sexy.
The bird of discord.

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The more you use it
The more twitter becomes strong
then crushes your head​

 

[BlackGeneral]

I just wanted big breasts...

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I drank too much milk
My bones became way too strong
I am a monster.
可愛いは正義

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As long as it's cute
The gender does not matter
This is true wisdom.
Initial Loli

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Do you like my car?
I stole it to some guy called
Pablo Escobar​

 

[BlackGeneral]

A Bitter-sweet meeting.

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I wanted to taste
The candies on this girl hair
It mad her bitter.

If you touch my hair
The only thing you will taste
Is my frying-pan.
パンツ食べてええんか？

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Finally found it
The secret panties drawer
Ima eat them all
お願いムッスル

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Those friendly gym bros
just wanted a new partner
nothing sexual.​

 

[BlackGeneral]

Bad Landing

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Could you please help me?
Why did you take off your pants?
Oh my god please no!!!
A boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy.

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Look at those shoulders
This is not a cute tomboy
But a fucking trap.
Waifu Protective Services

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Feed your damn waifu
Or I will have to shoot you.
Last Fucking Warning​

 

[BlackGeneral]

Handy Girlfriend

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My hand is perfect
The most beautiful ever
I want to kiss it.
...and he forgot the 3D glasses.

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I asked to Santa
A cute 3D gao girl
And he send me this...
いただきます

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The greatest repast.
A cute loli's warm pantsu
The taste of true love​

 

[BlackGeneral]

Empty Smile

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I do not have friends.
So I am hugging my tail
I am dead inside.

Black General was
a bloody clever writer
may he RIP in piece​

Absolutely no one​

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Don't have a waifu
Is it the weeb's way of life
Gotta get one then.

IN NEED OF WAIFU
WHITE LONG HAIR AND WITH STRAIGHT BANGS
THAT IS MY REQUEST