The Haiku Thread

[EOTFOFYL]

@Lox
Sir, I think you're lost.
Your post has poor formatting
and no haiku too.

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Always be careful.
Beware of mobs with pitchforks,
a possible risk.

Always be careful.
Beware of what you may say,
for privacy's sake.

Always be careful.
Beware of the restless dead,
a threat to your life.

Always be careful.
Beware of your finances,
threat of poverty.

Always be careful.
Beware of Mother Nature,
she's unforgiving.

 

[BlackGeneral]

He is still alive?
After all those deadly threats?
What a lucky man!
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I'm so mean today
What is causing this anger.
Need to meditate.

 

[Garakuta]

Don't beat yourself up,
tomorrow will be better.
I say: it's OK

 

[BlackGeneral]

Handsome in his suit.
But even more without it.
The great alchemist.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Disliking Yuri?
You must be a bad person.
I am blocking you.

 

[Markgraf]

When my brain is trashed
by life's conveyor belt of
shit, I read this thread.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@Markgraf
Always persevere,
keep struggling in your journey
to reach a new height.

@BlackGeneral
Who dislikes yuri?!
We shall begin a crusade
to teach these poor fools.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Planting in their hearts
The seed of the white lily.
Here is our mission.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

No one shall taint it
Symbol of love between girls
The pure white lily

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Indeed my brothers,
protect the pure white lily,
no matter the cost!

 

[Albwin]

Do think about it:
Three kinds of characters are
well found in manga.

Hetero-, Homo-,
Bisexuals. Only no
asexuals there.

No protagonists
at least. I haven't seen yet
such to be the case.

 

[BlackGeneral]

If you keep searching
Dude, you can find anything.
Truly an-y-thing...
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Here's a heretic.
How should we execute her?
Let's vote, everyone!

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Punish them with force!

If not, we'll traumatize them,
teach them their errors.

 

[Garakuta]

Don't use violence,
bullying is for baka!
Let us be friendly.

Yuri is about
the divine power of love.
They will understand.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

 

[Metonym]

@ABCsOfLife
Fie, verseless blaggard,
Defier of convention,
Yet not reportable!

 

[ABCsOfLife]

@Metonym
Copyright strike by Metonym,
Such harsh words,
Tears began to fall

Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive!

 

[Garakuta]

To be quite honest,
making this a poem thread
might not be too bad.

Also, @Metonym,
your last line: also a miss.
It's 6 and not 5.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Tinted by red blood
The lilies lose their pureness.
Violence isn't good.

How should we proceed?
If we can't use violence,
Let's go for kisses.

 

[Metonym]

My integrity...
Scattered as my brains, yet still:
Abjure ABCs!