The Haiku Thread

[EOTFOFYL]

It's a Haiku thread!
One rule, post haikus only.
Minimum of one.
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Never wrote haikus?
it's seventeen syllables
in five, seven, five.
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Before we begin,
it's my duty to say this,
please keep things civil.

 

[Teddy]

Where is the ice cream.
I am searching for ice cream.
Ice cream wrecks your life!
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The dex has perverts
They are obsessed over lewds
Countdown to perverts.

 

[nehnehneji]

There are so many
Wonderful manga to read
Oh, where to begin!

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

Sorry for this post
I am not even trying
Be gentle with me

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@AfterMidnightMoon

While you may think that,
what matters is the effort.
You have reached your goal.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Pomf! Pomf! Kimochii~
What's this sticky stuff on me?
Oh crap my door's down...

 

[BlackGeneral]

Kino is the best,
I miss my old avatar,
She is so darn cute.

Yes, definitively.
Number one girl in my heart,
The cream of the crop

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@BlackGeneral

Which manga is it?
She does look cute, honestly.
And a bit clumsy.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@AfterMidnightMoon

An unconverted?
Then I'll bless you with the source,
it's Senryuu Shoujo!

 

[BlackGeneral]

My empty stomach
Is impatient to meet you.
Little Madeleine

 

[BlackGeneral]

Don't compliment me!
Makes me all blushy blushy.
Awawawawa...

 

[BlackGeneral]

I feel so lonely
when the forum is empty,
thus I write haikus.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Hey! Guess who is here.
The Greatest group of K-Pop.
Captain of your Love ™

That’s what we can call
Black General’s deepest lore.
Nobody knows it.

 

[Garakuta]

Got to take a shit,
the toilet is fucking blocked.
RIP me, shitty pants

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@Garakuta
An odd sensation,
some intense bowel movement,
a brown waterfall.

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@BlackGeneral

You're never alone.
In this digital landscape,
new faces await!

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Always remember,
Haikus don't have to make sense.
Abracadabra!

 

[EOTFOFYL]

You can't run away.
Someday it will destroy you,
the weight of your sins.

 

[Garakuta]

A warm potato,
A blessing from the oven!
Praise technology.

 

[HDNeptune]

winter cold enshroud
flakes slowly turns to a tear
as spring pokes my cheek

 

[BlackGeneral]

Rikka's Finger Spin
is extremely dangerous.
Dangerously cute.

Spoiler

It is contagious,
Thousands of waifus do it.
Thank you Internet

Spoiler

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[Buttrider]

That was a mistake
It's not vanity I swear
Thoughtless post be gone