The Haiku Thread

[EOTFOFYL]

What did you expect?
It's eternal chaos here,
tis just a brief lull.

 

[pandascepter]

Arrested author.
A bit ironic, because
it's Act-Age manga.

 

[pandascepter]

I hope for the best.
False charge route's now what i hope.
Worst's behind the bar.

 

[pandascepter]

I take back my hope.
Riding a bike slap an ass,
after that, jail is yours.
https://----[! URL is only accessible to you. !]----/proxy/htjd6pyHyP1wWc4Qk2ptDqjqZDBx9lhZg_3jEI3xPUHIz5xvrCS6DcbSTt2U1G8YVUVgMD9U9Hnthj2Y7Dx8aQaMddK6Oi8AtL6oUiPtUjYCgF0k6KSK1ThObFSsLYpiqIg5uZ_u=w341-h228
WHEEEZZZEEE

 

[Halo]

Breaking the law, scum?
I'm confiscating your bike.
Now, off to jail with ya!

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo
Wheezzee

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

*Wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee*
*wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee*
*wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee* *wheezzee*

Spoiler

 

[Halo]

Small Penis Aniki,
Making fun of the disabled.
Can't even haiku.

 

[pandascepter]

Don't worry @Halo,
he is a bit retarded.
Beware of the troll.

 

[hazzack]

one wise duck does quack
but when he's feeling fancy
the duck quacks Qu-Wack

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

one wise duck does quack
but when he's feeling fancy
the duck quacks Qu-Wack

Bravo

 

[pandascepter]

Oh shit, i'm late.
Run 'n tripping is worth it.
Don't want to be late.

 

[pandascepter]

Geez, it's raining here.
Water dripping from roof hole,
there's no place to sit.

Sadge bro.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter

Wake the fuck up, weeb.
We've got an onii-chan to
commit incest with.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A dangerous move,
your life will be in peril.
Avoid waking up.

Bonus:

Spoiler

 

[pandascepter]

@EOTFOFYL

The haiku master,
has finally gone crazy.
Goodbye sanity.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Forget misspelling,
not writing the entire word,
truly I'm insane.

 

[pandascepter]

Ahh, it's really calm...
I'll be gone for days to come,
hope for the best again.

 

[justforthelulz]

@pandascepter

The haiku master,
has finally gone crazy.
Sayonara sanity.

Please fix your haiku,
"Sayonara sanity",
That's seven, not five.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

The haiku police!
Quickly Panda, run away,
You'll be sent to jail!