The Person Above You Thread!

[EOTFOFYL]

@Infinityc0r3
Lost in this vast world,
living life without purpose,
wander endlessly.

The person above
is a connoisseur of food,
a picky fellow.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@EOTFOFYL You fcking weeb with your weeb gifs and your weeb poems.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

The person above,
he's called @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN
and he's a bully.

 

[Hakurei06]

the person above
with their senryuu, think they're so
cute, but really? ew

you're not nanako
you're not hot shit, got no flow
but so full of it

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Unfortunately,
my haiku writing predates
reading Nanako.

 

[Infinityc0r3]

The person above known @EOTFOFYL
was seen to be green as Chlorophyll
others pronounced that such one was so dense
and even that one did not make sense
that one on one occasion said to them Haiku!
as was returned with a polite bless you.

 

[JJred2]

@Infinityc0r3 has made multiple innocents pass out from staring at there avatar pic for too long

Spoiler

I AM NOT DEAD well I was BUT ONLY FOR LIKE 3 SEC

 

[ENT-Rei]

@JJred2 looks like a personality test i took in 2009

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@ENT-Rei looks like they're struggling with workplace bullying, a pregnant and golddigger wife, and terrible feeling that they're gonna get fired simply because the boss hates them and will have no way of securing an income, and now they have resort to the little happiness they have left in their life which is imagining that they're a catboy spinning around a paper doll singing their mother's lullaby until the sun forces their eyes to open into this hellish landscape once more.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN
forgot to bring his lasgun
when the Orks landed.

 

[lascovar]

😂@EOTFOFYL
looks like she is about to shit on the road and into exibitionis for pleasure in life 😂

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Despite knowing that,
Sir @lascovar followed suit,
without questioning.

 

[CyanHide]

@EOTFOFYL is secretly @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN ‘s alternative account

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@CyanHide
Delver of secrets,
Spelunker of the unknown,
Damn interlopers.

EDIT:FIX

 

[BlackGeneral]

The person above me is an imposter.

5-7-6 isn't a mistake that @EOTFOFYL,"Winner of 5 Spelling Bee contest in a row", would ever made.
No, the real identity of the person above me is

Spoiler

LEON!! Wait no... Actually I don't know.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

The person above me's jokes are so bad, nobody wants to post after him.
He is responsible of the death of thousands of threads.
If he appears on one of your thread, don't hesitate to report him for "Unwanted solicitation" a moderator will come to your help as fast as they can. _{(A support group for the victims also exists.)}

 

[Teddy]

The person above isn't a true weeb but his father is; the famed Jordan Weeber.

 

[BlackGeneral]

1000 years ago, a powerful seer predicted this future:

"There will be one day, things called threads, where people could discuss peacefully.
But one day, a thread only created for the sake of destruction will be created.
On this thread thousand of men and men, because there is no girl on the Internet, don't ask me what this means I don't understand myself, will throw insults, more vile and wicked the one after the other, to each others.
But one day, after 2 long years of fight, a Hero of the name of JordanWeeberson will stop it all."

@Teddy don't believe in prophecies.

 

[CyanHide]

BlackGeneral is neither Black nor a General, but is actually a Caucasian Conscript

 

[Teddy]

The person above me is neither Cyan nor a piece of hide.

Instead he is a Vermillion Flasher