I mean often times they ARE average. They are just self-depreciating morons, who clock themselves as the lowest of the low.
I mean... so far all bro has going on is a thing for a hot classmate. Thats pretty average. Its not like he is some kinda panty-thief or crawling around on floors peeking up skirts or licking bike seats. See that shit? Thats bottom of the chart hierarchy shit.
Bro folded with no pressure and straight up admitted to it. I was shocked too. Bro could have lied in so many ways but chose to fold up like a folding chair and SEND IT.