Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi - Vol. 11 Ch. 63.2

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HOLY SHET IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT THE CHURCH GOT.

They will definitely send an inquisition up to his ass if they get a word about it.
IF ...
And even then... Any church inquisition gets their hands on MC... And even think about doing Inquisitiony things...

You would be depriving a Fenrir, a Faerie Dragon, and a ...King/Emperor Slime by now... of their Private Chef....
What do you think would happen?
And that's before the Gods find out, and proceed with some Righteous Smiting for Nixing their sole source of Otherworldly Snacks.

Deus Vult! indeed...
 
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Our best boi Suu is officially not only the best boi slime, but also the Holiest Best Boi Slime (indirectly) Annointed by God(s).

Also lmao, just chop up those undead into bloody chunks. Unless those bits can still move like in Dwarf Fortress, there's not much atomized undead can do.
Not even indirectly- remember he has a god's blessing!

Also, I called it! Holy magic wears away at the weapons and makes them break down easier.
 
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Not even indirectly- remember he has a god's blessing!

Also, I called it! Holy magic wears away at the weapons and makes them break down easier.
So does that mean the three monsters are going to... break it down?
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Can you imagine what would happen if, after millennium of just plain offering and/or prayer, their only supplier of snacks/wine/cosmetic suddenly got detain/silence by their own followers?
Hah! I would love to see that. The Goddess smiting her followers temple.
"Why O Goddess you still angry? We have given you what you ask for! A red lipstick!"
"You get the wrong product line! It has too many mercury for sensitive supple lips! And I ask for carmine red! That's batorange!"
"It still red O Goddess!"
"THIS RED!"
Proceed to flip her followers skin inside out to color the temple red.
 

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