What would you do? - Access to Holo's account.

What would you do? - Access to Holo's account.

  • Delete Mangadex.

    Votes: 10 12.7%
  • Put ads.

    Votes: 2 2.5%
  • Ban someone.

    Votes: 4 5.1%
  • Expose the truth.

    Votes: 6 7.6%
  • Shitpost like usual.

    Votes: 18 22.8%
  • Seduce someone.

    Votes: 9 11.4%
  • Decline the offer.

    Votes: 4 5.1%
  • Add new rules.

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • Ban certain genres.

    Votes: 2 2.5%
  • Ban certain words.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ban certain languages.

    Votes: 2 2.5%
  • Ban certain manga.

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • Require custom avatar before posting.

    Votes: 7 8.9%
  • Design new website layout.

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Other.

    Votes: 8 10.1%

  • Total voters
    79
  • Poll closed .
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Hello,

Welcome to our episode today of Mangadex: What Would You Do?
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The results we have from last week shows that many of you truly wouldn't mind forfeiting your life to a cute girl. Good. You are all men of cultures.
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Here's our situation for today's show: you log in to MD one day, but you realize that the account isn't yours, but Holo's! You somehow have access to a staff member's account! Turns out, Holo has always been a fake account created and managed by the other staff members. It wasn't a real person to begin with! This is to intimidate other members and make them think that Holo is the ultimate staff member with the power to decide everything, in order to make them fall in line.

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Now, you are being recruited by other staff members to join them, and take over Holo's account, to pretend to be him. As a reward, you are allowed to pass an executive order when you accept their offer. You can do anything you want!

What would you do?
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send threatening messages to all the other sluts trying to flirt with him when he has me

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i'll seduce myself.
i'll seduce myself then have a lovely conversation with myself.
 
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Start an annual Mr./Ms. Mangadex competition. Winners receive a trophy icon next to their username.
 
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Switch every mangas cover to be random Futa! That'll solve the problem of "im Spoiled by Covers!!!! FIX THEM!" that pop up every freaking week.
 
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Gravity hammer is fun.
 
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Increase the history for all users.

Often there's a user question about trying to find a manga/manhwa/manhua that they discovered on Mangadex, but forgot to bookmark.
Having a history of only 10 often doesn't have it anymore.
 
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I would delete the forums because giving people an opportunity to share their opinions was a mistake.

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Accept the offer just for requiring custom avatar before posting so I wouldn't have to differentiate between Defautbros anymore. After I would probably proceed to shitpost as usual, since having way too much power in my hands and brandishing it it's uninteresting for me
 
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I already have access to the nuke button

The fact that it's a friendly green is the funniest part
 

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