sigh, so many things to comment... here we go:
1. Dark souls devs be like: "pfft, amateur"
2. dude, you're not even in isekai yet why so many belts????
3. "What in the glorious flying f*ck" is just perfect! and It`s mine now! I`ll use it for ever!
4. if you`re a demon, and you`re in war with the humans... WHY IN THE GLORIOUS FLYING F*CK DO YOU SUMMON A HUMAN TO HELP YOU????