Mikoto-chan wa Kirawaretakunai! - Vol. 2 Ch. 19 - The Rules of The Hakubune Family

[Kaito57]

Damn… main couple locked into a self-loathing statemale

 

[Kaito57]

Mom: "Don't worry, son. You have the fattest, meatiest, girthiest jackhammer of love that girl could ever hope for! The kind that could hurt a girl in all the best ways! At first she'll be begging you to stop but then pleading for you to do it all over again."
Son: "M-mom, plea-"
Mom: "So you get over there and really take her down to Poundtown! Beat that pussy up like it owes you money and you want to make an example of it. Make her feel like she can't live without it. Fill her to the brim and and put a bandaid over it so none of it leaks out. And if I find out she can still walk afterwards I won't be mad but I will be very disappointed!"
Son: "Oh, God! Mom, sto-"
Mom: "Oh before you go, I made you a protein shake with a side of pineapple and oysters"
Son: [Silently weeping]
Mom: "And if I find out you used a condom you're dead!"

ABSOLUTE POETRY​

 

[Kurokammi]

I think Takase needs therapy not just people being nice to him lol

I'm of the opinion that working on himself and getting his self-esteem higher to the point he finally believes himself worth of her would work better. (Of course while not neglecting her)
Also, some communication with the other party should help somewhat, but that's not something he can't do without a bit more courage.

 

[Zero00_X]

That's not something you wanna hear from your mom but it is something you wanna hear.
it's nice to have a family like that who cares.
Because I sure as hell don't have a family like that.
The mom she went from wild card to Aww to Yandere mom.

 

[bluenorvo]

Pretty dark and kind of wholesome at the same time

 

[henman]

Nightmares about being stabbed by mom when

 

[mrguest]

if i received a compliment about my dick size.
I'll probably freeze and said
"Y-you too"

 

[Bearman851]

therapy doesnt usually work for the man

Therapy can work. There is proof of that. Maybe not for everyone but it does work for a lot of people.

 

[DarkTheFailure]

Mom: "Don't worry, son. You have the fattest, meatiest, girthiest jackhammer of love that girl could ever hope for! The kind that could hurt a girl in all the best ways! At first she'll be begging you to stop but then pleading for you to do it all over again."
Son: "M-mom, plea-"
Mom: "So you get over there and really take that mentally unstable girl down to Poundtown! Beat that pussy up like it owes you money and you want to make an example of it. Make her feel like she can't live without it. Fill her to the brim and and put a bandaid over it so none of it leaks out. And if I find out she can still walk afterwards I won't be mad but I will be very disappointed!"
Son: "Oh, God! Mom, sto-"
Mom: "Oh before you go, I made you a protein shake with a side of pineapple and oysters"
Son: [Silently weeping]
Mom: "And if I find out you used a condom you're dead!"

Canon

 

[Seraph_Dalgon_]

I think Takase needs therapy not just people being nice to him lol

Maybe, but he’s a guy….so gotta suck it up and deal with it in silence. Like a real man. /s

 

[blablablub]

Mum is unhinged.

The number of nightmares Takase had started to decrease.

Are you sure about that?

 

[rajoku]

Mom and dad need their own series too!

 

[Marrro90123]

Takase mom is specially focused on Takase's reproductive capabilities (since she got introduced)

 

[Freaktacular]

his mom hits the pipe

 

[Magnus_Prime]

What an...interestng family.

 

[Magnus_Prime]

therapy doesnt usually work for the man

That's 'cause it's not designed for men.

 

[Iwantrobux]

Word of advice, if your parents wash your clothes, in particular your underwear, they already know EVERYTHING about your privates and what you do with them at night.

nope, I won’t believe you. I’ll keep emptying till oblivion Or death.

 

[Iwantrobux]

if i received a compliment about my dick size.
I'll probably freeze and said
"Y-you too"

🥴

 

[sketches]

Mom went from wingmanning to forcing arranged marriage.

 

[Nolzi]

Nice cock, bro