Super secret black market ice trade emporium

[medalion]

Hello, I am o but a humble merchant eager to make a profit. The great ice emporium is now open here to sell the best ice on mangadex forums.
Throughout life I've made many contacts in many places all in the effort to acquire all sorts of ice.
Here are some of my products:

Spoiler: Chili ice

For those who can't decide if they want to be hot or cold.

Spoiler: Dry ice

This is like super duper extra cold ice. It also fumes which is very cool, but don't inhale it too much! A side effect of using this indoors will make you sleepy

Spoiler: Ice chan

The soul of an anime girl is trapped inside this ice cube. Be careful! If the ice melts the girl will perish.

As a merchant I know the need for many different payment methods.
Here are some of the currency we accept:
Yanderes. If you have any better cough up.
headpats (like this)
Anything really. Got some leftover macaroni and cheese? we'll take it.

I hope you enjoy your stay

 

[pandascepter]

yeah

 

[KATCRX]

 

[BakedBanana]

yeah

Ran ran ruu~

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

hello, ice seller. i am bringing beer to a barbeque and i want your coldest ice.

 

[BakedBanana]

headpats (like this)

@athayanezant would like this currency.

What are your opinions on window shoppers? Is Fed-kun part of this illegal operation?

 

[Angry_Panda]

...I got ten inches of snow to start the weekend and you're trying to sell me ice?

 

[hazzack]

i want ice! i need ice! i need it to beat all my enemy blue and cold! i need small ones, and i need big ones! i want all the ice you have!!

 

[pandascepter]

i want ice! i need ice! i need it to beat all my enemy blue and cold! i need small ones, and i need big ones! i want all the ice you have!!

this is what a 90's ads feels like. @Angry_Panda @sterven can confirm

 

[pandascepter]

...I got ten inches of snow to start the weekend and you're trying to sell me ice?

really? its hot out here. why are you lying?

 

[Angry_Panda]

this is what a 90's ads feels like. @Angry_Panda @sterven can confirm

 

[Angry_Panda]

really? its hot out here. why are you lying?

The earth - she is big.

 

[pandascepter]

The earth - she is big.

how big?

 

[Angry_Panda]

how big?

You know that one road you have to take once in a while, and you're like 'this is a long road', but it goes on past both places you get on/off it?

Bigger than that road is long.

 

[pandascepter]

You know that one road you have to take once in a while, and you're like 'this is a long road', but it goes on past both places you get on/off it?

Bigger than that road is long.

Did you just thought a NEET are going outside?

 

[Angry_Panda]

Did you just thought a NEET are going outside?

Nobody wheezes like that indoors.

 

[medalion]

yeah

@athayanezant would like this currency.

What are your opinions on window shoppers? Is Fed-kun part of this illegal operation?

Needless loitering is not appreciated as it eats the time of real paying customers of this fine establisment.

Also this illegal shop is perfectly legal & licensed, you don't need to bother fed-kun with this

Spoiler: license

fucking hell gimp is hard wasted like an hour trying to use the fill tool

 

[Angry_Panda]

Needless loitering is not appreciated eats the time of real paying customers of this fine establisment.

Also this illegal shop is perfectly legal license you don't need to bother fed-kun with this

Spoiler: license

fucking hell gimp is hard wasted like an hour trying to use the fill tool

OH SHIT HE'S AN ORGAN DONOR.

Sorry for the bother, sir. Carry on.

 

[BakedBanana]

Needless loitering is not appreciated eats the time of real paying customers of this fine establisment.

Mmmm, do you sell taiyaki?

 

[medalion]

hello, ice seller. i am bringing beer to a barbeque and i want your coldest ice.

You can't handle my coldest ice, neither can your beer.
My coldest ice would freeze you let alone your beer, bigtiddyoneesan.