I'll rate any song posted in this thread*

[jannick1010]

you sperg. you absolute fucking sperg. don't you know that the maximum amount of youtube embeds is 5 per post? you fucking sperg.

in my magnanimity however, i'll split the rated songs into two posts. thank me later.


what the hell is this? it might as well be an auto-generated song with how basic it is. why would you even share this? 4.9/10


same goes for this one. what the fuck are you trying to do here? at this point it's like you're just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. i mean seriously, please just get something with an actual identity. i don't even care if it's good or not. 4.5/10


for real dude in all sincerity fuck you. you have to be doing this on purpose at this point. 3.6/10

i send you my blandest songs in my blandest playlist mwahahaha!!! (2/3 of these songs I heard from ads)

(joke's aside I'll send you my actual playlist next time)

 

[jannick1010]

and with this, your average score is 4.39 with 8 songs. be mindful that if your average drops below 4.0 you'll be unable to submit songs thereon (and honestly that might be preferable)

aww :(

can you not count these ones then >_<

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

i send you my blandest songs in my blandest playlist mwahahaha!!! (2/3 of these songs I heard from ads)

(joke's aside I'll send you my actual playlist next time)

looks like we've got ourselves another #trolled on our hands. however the result is the same: i am forced to listen to subpar music and you receive a hit to your average score

aww :(

can you not count these ones then >_<

i don't retroactively remove songs from the scoreboard if they're already rated. only when a song is posted (with the explicit mention that it is not for rating in the same message) do i not rate them/add them to the scoreboard.

but no worries, you're still in a way better position to stay above a 4.0 average than @bigboichin is

 

[Pandas795]

Been listening to this song a lot ❤️

 

[jannick1010]

Rate best girl best mum and true heroine of kaguya-sama: love is war

 

[joeygold]

this is really a song? a song that you chose? out of all the Neuro songs, this is one that you chose? seriously?

4.3/10

I was making a character sheet out of your digital footprint in my mind and this random comment hurt my analysis.
Granted turkish song was more of a probe, but i expected more from this Camelia cover.

I'll guess you had a bad day and it affected your rating, or that you just don't like girl breakup songs. Since up to now you seemed to like identifiable melody, memorable vocal line, chord progression and groove.
You generally liked bittersweet melodrama songs, was this not also a bittersweet melodrama song, I guess not. Well girl breakup songs are out of my suggestion list for now. (goodbye Taylor Swift songs)

And unrelated to these suggestions, you also liked songs from before 2000s. Specifically 60s-80s and seemed to rate songs you have heard before higher, and you also listen to albums so while i can fetch songs from same albums of songs you have rated high, unfortunately you don't seem to worship groups or singers so i don't expect this tactic to yield much points. Oh well points are only worth it if they are hard to get, (and i continue being unemployed)

 

[pandascepter]

girl

lmao

 

[bigboichin]

but no worries, you're still in a way better position to stay above a 4.0 average than @bigboichin is

The fact that I’m still on your mind is kinda hot. Wan make out?

 

[bigboichin]

The fact that I’m still on your mind is kinda hot. Wan make out?

I had my friend write this post for me btw

 

[Cool.Ice]

I had my friend write this post for me btw

Understandable. I knew you would never cheat on me.

 

[ShujixXChise]

Rate my absolute PEAK music.

 

[pandascepter]

Rate my absolute PEAK music.

10/10 would rewatch it again. for the love of god someone should remake it.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@bigtiddyoneesan

Note: this song, Hashire Kotaro (1970), becomes the inspiration for Hashire Makibao (1996) and Hashire Umamusume (2022).

6.8/10, it's charming. and did you say UMAMUSUME?!

(out of all three, i think i prefer the cute anime girl one the most)

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

ok a non-shit post. Mongolian throat singing is actually something I enjoy a lot. This guy hits some crazy notes.

5.9/10, i'm quite familiar. but it's pretty thoughtful of him to go all the way up on that mountain just to clear his throat.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@bigtiddyoneesan i heard you hated bollywood songs…
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guards, seize this man *points at man*

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Since i'm playing kichi now, i feel it necessary to infect you with the same groove.

6.6/10, not much to say here other than it's a pretty nice albeit repetitive idle theme (or maybe it's used for a rape scene as it has 'force' in the name. i never know with Rance)

Also played scarlet hollow so from groove to gloom. You must now listen to a very different vibe.

5.3/10, sounds like something you'd hear in the Witcher (but not in my playlist!)

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

fripside is probably the closest to generic music factory you can find, their songs are pretty samey. Seriously, just listen to any random fripside song. Once you've heard fripside, you've heard fripside.

i initially confused them with the band FLiP (the one that did that one Gintama opening), so i was very startled when something GENERIC started playing from my headphones

How about AI♡SCREAM but 1965?

an AI 1960s boy band cover of a Love Live song? the most brilliant gems are truly found in the most unexpected places. 7.8/10

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

like this?

you're playing a dangerous game there. one day i might just refuse to rate Spotify links flat out. i have to ensure that the youtube links i grab are the exact same recording/version as the Spotify links. and with everything i already do for this thread, i don't appreciate fuckers like you making my job harder just because you think it's funny. you're like the kind of person who doesn't throw away their food/drink at the end of a baseball game. @Cool.Ice

but 7.5/10 pretty good song

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

an Amplified song that isn't Mr. Raindrop? i didn't know those even existed. 6.8/10, the song is the most 2000s thing ever

also it's your 67th submission (67 lol)

ugh, fine, take your high score and hurry along now. 8.8/10

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

6.0/10, if John Lennon were still alive he'd sue these guys