In the next episode of "my cousin", Nozomu finds out that Aoi is rooming with Shouji.
Nozomu: Are you porking my sister?
Shouji: Now, Nozomu, I know what this looks like but I can assure you there's a perfectly reasonable expl...
Nozomu: Why is her underwear on the floor?
Shouji: Oh yeah, that
does look bad, doesn't it?
Nozomu:
IMMA KILL YOU!!!
[Nozomu lunges at Shouji trying to choke him while Aoi attempts to pull him away]
Aoi: Nozomu please calm down, the only reason he's porking me, is because you won't.
Nozomu: WHAT?!
Shouji: I'm really not, honest!
Aoi: You shut up! I'm trying to make him jealous!
Shouji: It's working too well!
[Sou enters the scene]
Sou: Get away from my man, you consanguineous hussy!
Aoi: Ha! That's rich coming from
YOU!
Sou: Degrees of separation bitch! Now get your sleazy hands off your brother!
Shouji: I don't get paid enough for this.
[Dynamic entrance from new mysterious character] Aoi, Nozomu, it is I, your long lost maternal uncle who became amnesiac for years after suffering a skiing accident in the Alps. I have finally recovered my memory and returned to Japan with a SHOCKING REVELATION!
Shouji: Dad?!
[
Cue music]
All this and more in the next episode of
my cousin. Stay tuned.