"Is that the Princess?"
[stops time, immediately hikes up her dress, pulls down her panties and looks at her naked crotch]
He isn't the hero we need, or the one we deserve. He's the one we want.
Also, despite what hentai doujins have claimed about being able to stop time, it would make actual intercourse very difficult and very frustrating.
And I laughed at him returning after almost a year and even having to cut off his hair. That's one hell of a pragmatic hero right there.