For anyone going "no one is possibly this dense", a girl i liked literally invited herself over text to my house out of nowhere to make cookies with the express intent of giving them to me, and she said all of this in the text message so there's no possible way I misunderstood, then showed up in a dress and a bit of make up (when she was always a plain dresser) and it took me LITERALLY FOUR YEARS to think "Wait, maybe she had other reasons to do that than her "wanting to try a new recipe but her oven's broken".
Needless to say, i did NOT win that League of Legends match.