I rofled a lot.
"I want I haircut that will make me hot!" — " Eh-?! Sure".
Also I have a question about that loli...ah, she's his classmate. Just short, I see....
And to write on your bodyis not so ez as you think dogs. Doing this for a friend is a power move.
That last line tho... I rofled after reading it too
Seriously, what a masterpiece