congratulations, that's also me. see how the usernames are similar? great deductive thinking. high energy, high IQ you got going there bud.
edit: still no original thought going on in your head huh? keep translating, about the only redeeming quality you have about you. oh and if you didn't know, i also took that from the leddit post.(which is still me)
edit2: had a word with your developers, apparently they've programmed a sort of "machine - learning AI" into you. they're very disappointed wasting such advanced technology into a dull NPC such as yourself. my condolences.