...oh no he didn't.
Assault, battery, gross negligence, (involuntary/attempted) homicide, felony murder rule (3rd degree at best, premeditated at worst)?
"What's that? Can you eat it? Is it delicious?" -Author
These failed Aesop's morality fables have long gone past the point of being stupid; and are getting outright delusional and dangerous to the mental development of youth.