Who knew you could use a bidet like that? It's like getting fucked by Aquaman
Edit: After much pondering, I have finally understood the joke. She is a fujoshi, she thought the guy was gay and getting an enema in a fucking PUBLIC BATHROOM to get ready for some action. That's why she said talked about "Anal game", the twitt at the end and also why she got so fucking horny.
She is unhinged