It's so bad it's hilarious. That nipple pinch! This isn't the slowest boat chase, it's a train wrecking into an orphanage.
Maid: I'm loyal to you because you're the first person to accept my gender dysphoria! And look I finally got a sex change!
Villain: *nipple pinch. You sure did! Did Kouta do it? Where is he?
Maid: Not telling, he gave me the thing I wanted most. I'm still loyal to you though.
Villain: Really? Then I'll have you gang raped! Or tortured, or something.
Maid: Don't care, rape away. Still loyal to you on anything else.
Villain: Ok ok, torture deferred. I know where he's going anyways so I didn't even need to threaten you in the first place. Still gonna torture you though.
Maid: Okey-Dokey! Let's get back to the slowest, dumbest boat chase in fiction.
Kouta: No one look at my dick I'm gonna take a shower!