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Rate this stupid idiot
640px-Koala_climbing_tree.jpg


I say stupid idiot and that were no exaggeration. They eat eucalyptus leaf that so poor in nutrients, not to mention poisonous. It's also their only one and absolutely one food, they also picky eater that only eat only some kind of eucalyptus. Because of shit diet, they need to reserve energy and make their brain smooth. Also shit diet is no exaggeration, their offspring eat shit to get bacteria from the mother.


The only redeemable quality is they cute
well that's some poor facts (that I already know for some reason)

but I feel like you're trying to goad me into rating koalas 1/10

unfortunately, the aussies might not be too happy about that one

so I'm gonna rate koalas 7/10, just to be safe
 
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Please rate the infamous DOOM Comic distributed during an old Quakecon, comic who is also where "RIP AND TEAR" appear for the first time. Also, that's where my avatar comes from. Here is the comic :
  1. The only official DOOM Comic
Yes, i'm aiming for a 2 or 3, no more.
It's just as bad as I remember it... brings a tear to my eye (and a gag reflex to my throat). Thanks for this!
 
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Rate my pickup line:

"IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE? BECAUSE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR."​


:cool:
first line: 6/10

creatively unoriginal, how come?

alternate pickup line:

"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED? IT MUST BE ILLEGAL TO LOOK THAT GOOD."​

second line: 5/10

don't ask anyone about their criminal history when you're hitting on them, man
 

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