I just had a genus idea. I’m going to start selling seminars called “Sigh No More: How to Write Decent Manga Summaries That Don’t Make Your Readers Want to Jump Off the Nearest Rooftop”. Tips will include “never say ‘badda bing, badda boom’ unless the setting for your manga is mid-nineties New York” and “Remember that people other than overworked Japanese salary-women will enjoy your story if you’d only recognize the virtues of including a broader target audience in your summaries”. I will even include some free tips for manga authors regarding story topics, as well, such as “Dear GOD the Isekai makes me want to jump in front of a train, it’s so overdone, so try something else for a change” and “but IF you’re going to do Isekai regardless of how saturated the market already is, at least stop treating the whole experience as a video game thing, it’s absurd for anyone to magically see health bars simply because they’re not on earth anymore”. Idk but I think I’m on to something.