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[pandascepter]

@sterben and i travel long and far until we finally reach the titless kingdom, where the titless queen resides. before entering the gates, we don our disguises: shirts and accessories depicting taiga from toradora. we enter the gates without any issues and carry on with our master plan. the streets of the titless kingdom are bustling, what with the annual titless festival being so close upon us after all. sterben almost vomits from seeing the blasphemous decorations that fill the town square. i pat his back and reassure him that our journey is almost complete.

we find a small and quiet inn and decide to stay there for the night. i walk up to the counter and perform the titless salute in front of the innkeeper. he observes me for a moment while stroking his beard, and eventually says, "you a real titless worshipper?"
i roll for int to decide my response.

You rolled for 4. As a masterplan everyone seems to have a mistake once in a while, you told the innkeeper, "of course, don't you know that i drink milk eveday to grow taller and make my big flat chested board to grow to no avail!!" then the inkeeper "that's true... but seems like you have grown some tiddies it seems." and you realise that you forgot to hide your waifu necklace and your 270mm Cow Girl figurine from Goblin Slayer in a jar.

the sus seems growing in the heart of inkeeper, what are you going to do @bigtiddyoneesan @sterben

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

You rolled for 4. As a masterplan everyone seems to have a mistake once in a while, you told the innkeeper, "of course, don't you know that i drink milk eveday to grow taller and make my big flat chested board to grow to no avail!!" then the inkeeper "that's true... but seems like you have grown some tiddies it seems." and you realise that you forgot to hide your waifu necklace and your 270mm Cow Girl figurine from Goblin Slayer in a jar.

the sus seems growing in the heart of inkeeper, what are you going to do @bigtiddyoneesan @sterben

sterven starts sweating profusely, given the situation. a big sweat puddle begins to form at his feet, and his pants are absolutely drenched. he might have wet himself, too. anyways, with my resourcefulness, i stare blankly at the innkeeper for a good 5 seconds, until finally arriving at a solution to our predicament.

"so you see, i was actually on my way to turn in this big tiddy contraband to the police. but my friend @sterlen here has agoraphobia and insisted that we find an inn first, so here we are." (i call him sterlen as an alias, but his real name is sterben.) the seemingly satisfied with my ruse, the innkeeper flashes his bare (flat) chest at me and winks while handing me the key to our room. sterben and i settle in and fall asleep (in separate beds of course).

in the dead of night, however, i suddenly wake up with the urge to pee. i don't want to go all the way down the hallway to the bathroom, but i also don't want to wake sterben by peeing in a bottle in our room. i pee quite forcefully, so waking him would almost be a certainty. i roll for int.

 

[pandascepter]

@MawMaw
i like lovely labyrinth feet.

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman @MawMaw
https://ygorganization.com/thestarwarsovenofyugioh/
500 dollah.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Why is there RP in my POSTING!? ​

 

[Angry_Panda]

Why is there RP in my POSTING!? ​

Because it's very hard to LARP in a forum.

 

[pandascepter]

@sterben @bigtiddyonee-san @bigtiddyoneesan
Kizuna Ai once said "big titties."

 

[sterven]

sterven starts sweating profusely, given the situation. a big sweat puddle begins to form at his feet, and his pants are absolutely drenched. he might have wet himself, too.

 

[pandascepter]

not me

 

[Telestare]

STOP THE LIE.
TALK SHIT TO ME IS OKAY.
TALK SHIT TO BLACK KNIGHT AND I FIND YOU.
YOU WILL DIE
BLACK KNIGHT IS LOVE IS LOVE BLACK KNIGHT IS LIFE
NO NAKED. NO GENUFLECT. NO ASS
EVERYONE WHO TALKS SHIT WILL BE DIE.
FALLEN ANGEL OF REBELLION WILL PAY.
YOU WILL TASTE HELL.
MY NAME IS NOT CRINGE.
YOU DIE.

 

[OisE]

@bigtiddyonee-san

is it a counterfeit account?

 

[pandascepter]

crazy. i hate myself

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Spoiler: kind of nsfw

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[EOTFOFYL]

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I've reconsidered
taking refuge in this thread,
I need a new place.

 

[Richman]

I've reconsidered
taking refuge in this thread,
I need a new place.

Our haiku master finally broke?

 

[sterven]

perhaps it was a step too far

 

[Angry_Panda]

Talk about having your head and your feet in the same place....

 

[phil777]

ah, btw. It's my birthday today.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Our haiku master finally broke?

The PTSD I triggered drove him to beating his keyboard again.

I feel for all the poor souls who are doomed to burn because they lack the equipment required to use the fire escape