Kyouko as Bo, giving Ren romantic advice during his Dark Moon slump: "you should seduce her!... 16 is old enough to get married. She's an adult in the eyes of the law."
Kyouko after Ren confesses that he's in love with her and echoes marriage vows as he tells her that he'll treasure her corn stone: "what am I supposed to do if it's not a joke?!!!" (while having a meltdown).
Me: Sweetie, you did this to yourself. *sips tea*