@Richman
A word of advice:
If you ever have semen on your hands and need to get it off (pun unintended) in a rush, rubbing your hands together very fast dries it up, but only if you haven't already started washing your hands with water.
This method can be used in various scenarios. For instance, say you went to an important job interview. And, being nervous, you decided to wring out the one-eyed worm in the bathroom so you could strategically use the five minutes of Sage mode to your advantage in the interview. However, washing your hands would take valuable Sage mode time that could be better spent. Thus, the most practical course of action would be the 'dry-hand-rubbing' method. The interviewers whose hands you shake wouldn't even know the difference. They might even recognize the smoothness of your palms and compliment you on your 'lotion'.
Hope this helped. Go get 'em, champ.