The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[alipz]

*blushes

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uhm.. Please...
be gentle with me, senpai.

The person below me practices kissing by doing it with himself/herself on the mirror.

 

[smugcatto]

you don't have to expose me like that

The person below me likes to eat this

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[hazzack]

in my defense, bull penis' said to increase one's libido.
wait, no. that's not defense


the person below eat salad like they'd eat cereal

 

[Teddy]

Hey! Eating salad everyday for breakfast is good for you! Unfortunately I don't eat cereal...and neither do I eat salads

The person below said Happy Father's Day to their father

 

[Richman]

Gotta take that chance, who knows when i'll see my father in person again?

The person below me has "high IQ" due to eating glue in kindergarden.

 

[useruser]

It keeps my brain silky smooth.

The person below me is so slow the flu catches them.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Actually a let him win a little.
He was feeling a little down because nobody care about him anymore, everybody is talking about this Corona dude...
"I kill as much people as usual and he take all the merit..." he cried.
(Playing tag is a only way I know to cheer up my friends.)

The person below me sleeps on his belly to get erotic dreams.

 

[Teddy]

Doesn't work, don't get scammed. The dog does it all day and ain't searching for a mate

The person below thinks Covid-19 is more deadly than Obesity

 

[SpookyPants]

Of course is it! Obesity isn't contagious,don't have to wear a stupid face mask and can be cured by eating healthy foods and regular exercise.

The person below me spended his entire monthly wage on gacha games again while the rent is 3 months overdue

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and also has a huge debt from loan sharks

 

[hazzack]

are you my neighbor? i need you to hide me and my phone from the landlord and landsharks and please lent some of your money i'll pay you twice please i need to roll this one girl but i'v lost my wallet in the ocean and i need that one girl so i can buff my whole party and rise my new waifu do i mention she's hot because she is and i need her in my party to blew up the ocean.

the person below like to boil milk and eat the yucky layer of thin yuck (i don't know what it is called)

 

[Richman]

HEY, boiled milk is very useful and delicious, although ironically i prefer cold milk when i drink it because it's super hot where i live. But when i do my yearly migration to the cold and mountainous north (aka, visit my family), milk that has its own cream on it is super satisfying.

The person below me is the biggest lolicon in the entire planet and is being hunted by every police organization in the world.

 

[pandascepter]

shhh, dont tell anyone i am an undercover cop, baka.....


Person below loves Scat genre and watching 2 girls one cup every weekend.

 

[Horolus]

Ouch that was hard to post below that

The person below me got books and mangas on his/her shelves that he never intends to open again, and is using them only as decorations

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Lol, my comment got moderated. My bad guys.

 

[Teddy]

Actually worked; unfortunately the mods didn't add a after message to continue the game. Thus with my role I shall bury this thread officially til another necros opens this box.

 

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When Mr. T says "Pity the fool", he's referring to you.

 

[MawMaw]

the person below me, is literally below me.
they're short.

 

[hazzack]

i have a whole whopping 20 inch total height so... yeah, i might be short.
well, at least i'm not the person below me who names every grain of cereals before they eat them.

 

[Robinisback]

Well that's Called Using Brain,

Well, Atleast I am not like The Person below me who reads Yaoi Shota Crossdressing Feminization Hentai, every single day.

 

[MawMaw]

hey man no kinkshame I was born this way uwu
at least I'm self-conscious not like the guy below me who keep asking for shota/loli image sauces on reddit and then deleting the thread when people gave the codes