The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[ninjadork]

What is best in life? To spread disease amongst flora, see them rot before me, and hear the lamentations of the dying...
https://imgur.com/qLfCIAN

The person below me is a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorist who thinks video cameras were created by aliens to monitor our every move in preparation for the inevitable alien takeover.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I'M TELLING YA. IT THE MARTIANS WHO CONVINCE US THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM THROUGH ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION THAT THEY SENT THROUGH SUNLIGHT AND IS ACTIVATED BY OUR MOBILE DEVICES!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR WIFI, YOUR 4G, YOUR INTERNET? THEY'RE ALL ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATIOOOOOOON!!!!! THEY DO THIS SO THAT WE WILL MOVE BACKWARDS IN OUR TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS SO THAT THEY HAVE TIME TO WATCH SPACE FOOTBALL BEFORE FINALLY INVADING US!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WHY WE MUST SEND ASTRONAUTS YO ANDROMEDA AND MAKE THEM PARTICIPATE TO MAKE THE GAME LONGER WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO THE SIGNS?!!!!!!!!!!!

*breathes*

The person below me sucks their grandmother's teeth like a pacifier when they were young.

 

[throughstars]

OMFG How did you know? My parents have died in an accident so my grandmother raised me up. But since were poor I could only suck my grandmother teeth as pacifier. THAT'S HOW CLICHE MY LIFE IS.

The person below me act like a person with 40 years love experience when infact a virgin since birth.

 

[Pika]

WHADDOYOUMEANACT?! I AM IN FACT SOMEONE WITH MORE THAN 40 YEARS LOVE EXPERIENCE, DON'T YOU DARE MOCK ME, YOU VIRGIN! NOW GET JEALOUS OF ME WHILE I FONDLE MY ELF LOLI HAREM!

The person below me doesn't believe that Truck-kun isekai people.

 

[KinGembuL]

did you mean people that got isekai when they got hit by a truck ? so can you explain why i am in medieval era with status bar than i can see with my own eyes and 7 girls that head over heel with me ? oh yeah. i communicate with my pc. somehow god give me this pc that can connect to my previous world with magic as electricity. yeah this is " going another world with my personal computer ".


the person below me still thinking komi shouko is not our one and true god

 

[Hasshi]

komi shouko? whozzat? tehe pero

The person below me is gay for themselves cuz they're too lonely.

 

[throughstars]

I'm gay I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay. I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say. I'm gay I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay. You caught me I'm a lesbian and I like it that way. *singing it while jumping on flower field*

The person below me just peed his pants just by reading this.

 

[Pika]

Jokes on you, I always have spare pants with me!


The person below me eats spaghetti with ketchup

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Oh no! You figured out my pasta fetishes! I love dousing my body with steaming piles of spaghettioli as I shower in the creamy depths of ketch-to-the-up and swallow individual strands one by one as the slimy snake slithers down my oesophagus and tickles my brain such that I crave to vore more of its kind.

The person below me always begins every sentence with "My peepee is tiny, my virginity is eternal, and my family donated me to the Truck-kun Foundation but at least..." because of birth complications.

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[Plykiya]

My peepee is tiny, my virginity is eternal, and my family donated me to the Truck-kun Foundation but at least I'm not DANDAN_THE_DANDAN

My peepee is tiny, my virginity is eternal, and my family donated me to the Truck-kun Foundation but at least the person below me unironically likes Koe no Katachi

 

[phage83]

I may like Koe no Katachi but at least I did'nt make a religion out of Deadtube like the person below me.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

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^{Subscribe to Pewdiepie}


Sorry, this will probably be the last time.

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The person below me created a religion surrounding 177013 (NSFW).

 

[SandyBleach]

The person below me has yet to experience the wonders of onealmond.com

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The person below me has yet to experience the wonders of staggeringbeauty.com

 

[Pika]

Dammit just too late

The person below me has yet to experience the wonders of loli.dance

 

[arkserion]

The person below me is uglier than uguu.

Then again uguu is the pinnacle of beauty so everything not uguu is uglier

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The person below me does not UwU

 

[dnswprs]

ÒwÓ

The person below me always ends his sentence with uwu, making every sentence he wrote unreadable

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The person below me is a mashoshisht whoo onyelee weeds haweem oush ow shew-deweecshashion knowowingu thashuwu showomee shenewewrish shuushew eeshew ngeeteenguwu uwuyaeede uwaii shuuuuu uwaaneew hhueeyuush uwooou nyuu huuuwuud yeesewone uwuaiiiyu yemewusheeuwoo huuanye

uwu.​

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The person below me is a masochist who only reads harem out of self depreciation knowing that some generic dude is getting laid by so many girls for no good reason while themself can't uwu.

 

[Pika]

I became so wary of your spoiler buttons that I inspect them first before clicking
Pfft, unlike you, at least I got refined taste like Best isekai, Best grills, Edgy boi, RIP anime adaptation, Rape Healer-kun, STD ain't no thang, Legal ossan, Autism is real, Gyaru cuck, Revenge boner, Dear, diary, I found out that I am OP af again, Totally learned from papa, Strongest wizard in a way, I don't even remember what's going on, I am OP, therefore I can fck, My mama is a SUCCubus, The only memorable characters are thrown away, Something about OP so I need protag-kun's dick, Lel, last minute improvising works, Dumb lolis, Gotta be faithfu- Ah oops I did it again, Gotta catch'em all, Protecc dicc from the cray cray, Growth spurt lolis, Torture JKs, I don't remember Power Rangers like that, Gotta R15 fondle 'em all, Best angels
I gave up searching for more in my list

The person below me licks elbows for breakfast