The Haiku Thread

[EV-8371_kk]

Oh wait a minute
Not real sure if I need one...
Become one instead.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@EV-8371_kk
As you wish, comrade.
Although not quite what you want,
it will do just fine.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@EV-8371_kk

WHITE LONG HAIR AND WITH STRAIGHT BANGS

https://mangadex.org/thread/301030/1/#post_2825321

Be sure to invite me to the wedding.

 

[EV-8371_kk]

They are looking fine
But I'd rather not marry
Too much commitment

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Took me hours of search
To find info 'bout something
Absolute nothing

Paid education
Oh how it fustrates me so
God damn make it free

Authors have to feed
Or will die a street dogs' death
I'm being selfish

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Reality is cruel,
it will sucker-punch your balls
then curb stomps your face.

 

[Teddy]

Fiction is lovely
No pain, thrist, nor any joy
Drown in senseless haze

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Love this thread so much
Now in need of more haikus
Revive beam kyun kyun♡~~

 

[EOTFOFYL]

While it is my kink,
senryuu is not quite loved here.
Quite unfortunate.

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Database desync
Can't read manga today
Not even wednesday

 

[Teddy]

Die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Would you like to die?
Or would you rather kill me?
I just need to know

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Death comes for us all;
there's a large queue going on,
wait for your damn turn.

 

[EV-8371_kk]

What ya mean? What queue?
You don't need an appointment
To the gates of hell

 

[Teddy]

The forums returned
Piece of history returned
May all fall in place

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Grand reopening
We are now back in business
Begin shit posting.

 

[pandascepter]

bless your haiku
O, EOTFOFYL-kun
Let's shitpost again.