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I am to be given immediate Emergency Powers in response to the recent Dexstag fire.
SFX need to be portuguese classic onomatopeia, Imagine you're in a fight and every punch and slap sounds like "pimba!", "catrabumbas!", "zás!" "trás!" or something like that