I'll rate any song posted in this thread*

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8.2/10, honestly i was waiting for there to be some 'artist's intent' that ruined the song for me (likely at the tempo change) but it never came. i'd probably rate it a high 8 or low 9 if it was a bit condensed, cut out some of the audio distortions, and removed the ending trail off earlier. i will say that the vocalist is very impressive though, i could imagine the intro sounding horrible with any average singer, but he performed it perfectly.

6.0/10 (rating only on the music btw). apparently it was in Forza Horizon 6? it's not a bad driving song. (also yes i read the backstory of the song in the comments). sometimes i feel guilty giving 'mid' ratings. the people who make these songs are (presumably) just doing what they love and sharing it with everyone. what gives me, who hasn't ever done something on a comparable scale, with comparable passion, the right to call their song mid? i'll keep doing it though, because this world needs more villains.
 
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bro really named himself "The Writing Writer". what age were you when you came up with that name? what's the name of the villain in your story? "The Stabbing Stabber"? if i have to listen to one more song of this quality i might just turn into 'The Tweaking Tweaker'. 2.7/10

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guys i... i think i may have to make a Google Sheets spreadsheet after all... i'm already getting to the BB Code limit on some of the three scoreboards and i have to pull some fuckery to keep the character count down (and when i add new users without the BB Code toggled on it tries to remove my SIZE condense. even if i keep adding them perfectly though, i'll probably reach the limit on one scoreboard sooner or later...)

tl;dr tho Google Sheheets soon(tm). and on the bright side, if i post the link on the original thread post once, i won't need to worry about being unable to edit that post after the 60 day limit.
 
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bro really named himself "The Writing Writer". what age were you when you came up with that name? what's the name of the villain in your story? "The Stabbing Stabber"? if i have to listen to one more song of this quality i might just turn into 'The Tweaking Tweaker'. 2.7/10

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You made him delete his account. Does this count as bullying?
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You made him delete his account. Does this count as bullying?
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holy shit, what have i done. i actually feel bad. i was just being a jerk because i thought that's what music critics were supposed to be.

@deleted-user-bd0fb46e6a i'm sorry man, i wasn't actually serious. it was all meant to be in good fun. the song is still a 2.7 though
 
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holy shit, what have i done. i actually feel bad. i was just being a jerk because i thought that's what music critics were supposed to be.

@deleted-user-bd0fb46e6a i'm sorry man, i wasn't actually serious. it was all meant to be in good fun. the song is still a 2.7 though
:qq: FUCK man he had 861 messages and 2,775 reaction score too, and created his account three years ago. it wasn't just some random defaultbro
Dood pulled a @yogurtman250 and got someone to delete their account. It was probably a coincidence, though.
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I only know two things about Kantai Collection: it has a hell of a lot of doujins, and it has a banger cover of one of its songs. Here's one of those things:
a 'banger' this is not. i do think @panzerkampfwagyu would like it however, since you and him seem to have similar (warped) tastes. 4.1/10

...anyhow, you were talking about doujins?
 

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