Hello, I'm a new guy in lingo translation. Well, I have 0 flight hours experience in brainrot translation, but being someone who sticks his face on a monitor all the time, I too got swept up with the whole modern brainrot.
Anyways,
- "From the screen, to the ring, to the pen~~" is the KSI new song. It's just the usual rap, nothing special, but since it's KSI we're talking about...
- "Lunchly a bunch of talk tuah?" Logan, KSI, and Mr. Beast launched a pre-packaged lunch box for kids, advertising them as "healthy alternative to competitor", "lesser salt", and "has greater amount of electrolytes"; which is p much a health jargon shenanigans which doesn't really convey the truth in the end (lesser calories--you need to eat more Lunchlies to get full, lesser salt and more electrolytes--NaCl is literal electrolyte, which is basically them saying "we have less salt but have more other salt (Potassium)")
- Also, Hawk Tuah is a term that originates on a random-stranger-interview. Long story short, Q: what gets men crazy on bed? A: you give him hawk tuah (*girl opens mouth and mimics a blowing task). Uncanny af, so it becomes meme.
Long story short, gf is liking Lunchly to that of a bj.
- "Feastables having a tough time... prime with extra electrolytes?" Feastables is one of the competition in preprocessed lunch box market. Referring to point 2, in Lunchly, they disclosed their "electrolyte" content only on the accompanying drink product, Prime. We don't know how much sodium (salt) they use on the actual lunch food.
- "Lemme yap u a KSI banger" self-explanatory.
- The song in pt. 5
P.s. a context to hammer in the whole Lunchly situation.
We know that Lunchly is a product for kids, and we know that it's not a new arrival in the industry. The insane part of this thing, however, is the fact that it has dubious health jargon, marketed towards kids, by three high-profile figures: Paul Logan, KSI, and Mr. Beast.
Imagine those figures walked up to your lil bro and offered him strange candy, claiming "this candy is real healthy for you. Trust me frfr".
