Brainrot Girlfriend - Ch. 13.8 - What if Brainrot GF is a Youtuber Fan

[alacaelum]

She evolves.

The world makes the dreaded rot that she uses as energy for her evolution, she absorbs everything feeding into them bottomless pit of brainrot, making it churn with abyssal energy.

The way... the only way to stop it now... is to destroy everything, reset the world, and allow nature to take over.

Let time salt the earth and rid it of the rot.

 

[danoobguy]

bro just wants some sleep

 

[duckstm]

who let the author listen to KSI in the padded cell fire them immediately

 

[BCS]

I can't tell the difference...

 

[BananowyJE]

Definitely a cognitohazard, but do you think this would be a Euclid or Keter?

New tier - SKIBIDI

 

[popo53414]

hawk tuah

 

[Shamz]

Is that how brainrot grows?

 

[JJTheWeeb]

Hello, I'm a new guy in lingo translation. Well, I have 0 flight hours experience in brainrot translation, but being someone who sticks his face on a monitor all the time, I too got swept up with the whole modern brainrot.
Anyways,

1. "From the screen, to the ring, to the pen~~" is the KSI new song. It's just the usual rap, nothing special, but since it's KSI we're talking about...
2. "Lunchly a bunch of talk tuah?" Logan, KSI, and Mr. Beast launched a pre-packaged lunch box for kids, advertising them as "healthy alternative to competitor", "lesser salt", and "has greater amount of electrolytes"; which is p much a health jargon shenanigans which doesn't really convey the truth in the end (lesser calories--you need to eat more Lunchlies to get full, lesser salt and more electrolytes--NaCl is literal electrolyte, which is basically them saying "we have less salt but have more other salt (Potassium)")
3. Also, Hawk Tuah is a term that originates on a random-stranger-interview. Long story short, Q: what gets men crazy on bed? A: you give him hawk tuah (*girl opens mouth and mimics a blowing task). Uncanny af, so it becomes meme.
   Long story short, gf is liking Lunchly to that of a bj.
4. "Feastables having a tough time... prime with extra electrolytes?" Feastables is one of the competition in preprocessed lunch box market. Referring to point 2, in Lunchly, they disclosed their "electrolyte" content only on the accompanying drink product, Prime. We don't know how much sodium (salt) they use on the actual lunch food.
5. "Lemme yap u a KSI banger" self-explanatory.
6. The song in pt. 5

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P.s. a context to hammer in the whole Lunchly situation.
We know that Lunchly is a product for kids, and we know that it's not a new arrival in the industry. The insane part of this thing, however, is the fact that it has dubious health jargon, marketed towards kids, by three high-profile figures: Paul Logan, KSI, and Mr. Beast.

Imagine those figures walked up to your lil bro and offered him strange candy, claiming "this candy is real healthy for you. Trust me frfr".

you got a few things wrong:
talk tuah is the podcast hosted by the hawk tuah girl, so missing context

feastables is the chocolate included in lunchly (it's Mr breast's)

I believe gf is referencing bf using lunchly term (calling him lunchly and feastables)
"lunch(l)y a bunch of talk tuah?" likely ", likely means "you wanna talk?"

the next statement is asking "you having a hard time sleeping?", you being feastables.

the rest is self explanatory

 

[MarqFJA87]

This is just chapter 2 with different text. Uh, okay?

 

[Kasaix]

ATTENTION
WE HAD CONTAINMENT BREACH
THE TARGET IS ON THE LOOSE

This is a matter for the SCP now.

 

[JethroBodine]

Hello, I'm a new guy in lingo translation. Well, I have 0 flight hours experience in brainrot translation, but being someone who sticks his face on a monitor all the time, I too got swept up with the whole modern brainrot.
Anyways,

1. "From the screen, to the ring, to the pen~~" is the KSI new song. It's just the usual rap, nothing special, but since it's KSI we're talking about...
2. "Lunchly a bunch of talk tuah?" Logan, KSI, and Mr. Beast launched a pre-packaged lunch box for kids, advertising them as "healthy alternative to competitor", "lesser salt", and "has greater amount of electrolytes"; which is p much a health jargon shenanigans which doesn't really convey the truth in the end (lesser calories--you need to eat more Lunchlies to get full, lesser salt and more electrolytes--NaCl is literal electrolyte, which is basically them saying "we have less salt but have more other salt (Potassium)")
3. Also, Hawk Tuah is a term that originates on a random-stranger-interview. Long story short, Q: what gets men crazy on bed? A: you give him hawk tuah (*girl opens mouth and mimics a blowing task). Uncanny af, so it becomes meme.
   Long story short, gf is liking Lunchly to that of a bj.
4. "Feastables having a tough time... prime with extra electrolytes?" Feastables is one of the competition in preprocessed lunch box market. Referring to point 2, in Lunchly, they disclosed their "electrolyte" content only on the accompanying drink product, Prime. We don't know how much sodium (salt) they use on the actual lunch food.
5. "Lemme yap u a KSI banger" self-explanatory.
6. The song in pt. 5

---

P.s. a context to hammer in the whole Lunchly situation.
We know that Lunchly is a product for kids, and we know that it's not a new arrival in the industry. The insane part of this thing, however, is the fact that it has dubious health jargon, marketed towards kids, by three high-profile figures: Paul Logan, KSI, and Mr. Beast.

Imagine those figures walked up to your lil bro and offered him strange candy, claiming "this candy is real healthy for you. Trust me frfr".

Technically hawk tuah refers to spitting on a penis, preferably with some phlegm to increase lubrication. The full quote was "You gotta hawk tuah, spit on that thing!".

 

[TheResearchGuy]

Senukin just waits till enough new vocabulary is collected to pump out a new chapter

 

[Ragness10]

What do you mean "what if she's a youtuber fan"?! She wasn't already?!

 

[ccpparrot]

I like my cheese MOLDY bruh

 

[Firemorfox]

KSI "Thick of it" song is surprisingly not bad... if you completely change the melody, genre, artist, and style.

 

[Blackspace_2]

Sorry to hear about your brain. I hope the surgery is affordable.

mmmllll....obotomiee....hrrrnnngggg....eeehhh......heeelllloooo.........

 

[davidna]

Lmao thx for brain rot girlfriend

 

[vanCham]

I was starting to understand the brainrot-lingo in previous chapters, but this time, i have no fucking idea what she is talking about.

 

[pushpakg]

Brother got out of haitus just to diss ksi😂🤣😂

 

[Hardik_7547]

No fucking way haha.

Thanks a lot for the translations.