Gaming rants/news (Mega Thread?)

[sterven]

I guess the Gods were on my side.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Reading Tryment is like watching your lovely girlfriend getting raped in front of you by an ugly bastard, ugly bastard who also happen to be her own dad.
8/10

 

[Richman]

Ninja Gaiden 2 is one of the wackiest and craziest games i've ever played.
So this old guy Muramasa gives you this item named Omusubi and the description is top tier (this is a translation made by myself, so it is not 100% correct)

A package of Omusubi, or rice balls, handmade by Muramasa himself. They are delicious. Although this dish can also be called "Onigiri" or "Omusubi" in the japanese languague, it is important to emphasize that muramasa's products are, without a doubt, "Omusubi". To understand this difference, it is necessary to analize the etimology of both words. While "Onigiri" derives from a verb that simply means "to grab", "Omusubi" derives from a verb tat means "to tie or bind". This is the key. An authentic "Omusubi" is not only made out of rice, it also carries the spiritual energy that mantains the Universe together. It is a sign of the sould that fights against the entropy that tryies to break up the world. As such, it is not only a source of balanced carbohidrates, it also provides an inmense sacred power

 

[sterven]

Fucking salty Jin and Yuna

Spoiler

don't end up together

in Ghost of Tsushima.
Also RIP

Spoiler

my boy Taka

I saw it coming a mile away but it still stung to see him go like that.

 

[sterven]

Well shit they really sucker punched me with this announcement.

 

[Richman]

@sterven
I wasn't expecting GoT to have a multiplayer, even if it's only co-op, it looks like single player only to me, whether it was planned or not.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman

I wasn't expecting GoT to have a multiplayer

I was super confused because I thought you were talking about Game of Thrones.

 

[Richman]

@justforthelulz
Well, this is the gaming forum and i did it on purpose if you were wondering.

 

[Amithvishal]

Bethesda got fked up. We dont now when we will get skyrim. And also, I wish i could play gta 6 b4 i reach hell or heaven.

 

[sterven]

Ck3 about to drop next tuesday now all I need is a new computer.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

THE PEOPLE IN FALL GUYS THAT GRAB YOU FOR NO REASON ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

 

[sterven]

@bigtiddyoneesan

THE PEOPLE IN FALL GUYS THAT GRAB YOU FOR NO REASON ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

At least they ain't as bad as the smooth brains that plague the seesaw stage.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@sterven
True, but I'd rather compete against a toddler that doesn't understand how seesaws work than a professional troll that does this shit

 

[firelight]

Next-gen consoles will suck (obviously).

Weak hardware as usual. More than 20 million computers already have better specs. Consoles are finally getting 1080p 60fps.
$70 base price + microtransactions.
Pay for online multiplayer.
Tracks you because the console is free so you're the product.
Console-makers trying very hard to eliminate used games. Knowing how scummy they are, I wouldn't be surprised if they had a hidden killswitch for used games that they'll activate after sales start slowing down. They could even blame it on a bug and the galaxy brain masses would believe them.
Will sell another upgrade in a few years.
Very few good games anymore.

So this is the future of gaming. 🧐

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

So glad I made the switch to pc a few years ago. And speaking of switch, I also own a Switch. Because, despite their flaws (online being ~15 years behind), Nintendo is still the game company (with console releases) that has the most integrity.

Only thing I'm sad about is that the Demon Souls remake is PS5 exclusive. First Bloodborne, now this? Fuck Sony.

 

[Richman]

Doom 2016 on Nightmare difficulty is not hard, but the fucking platforming is, wtf doomguy? Did your boots get slippery from all the blood you're spillinig whilre rippin' and tearin'?

 

[sterven]

why is it that I have an easier time playing vermintide II with bots on legendary difficulty than with other players? I swear its like the higher you go up the lower their skills are.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@sterven
It's because their movements become predictable, moreso than the enigmatic ningens.

 

[comeonnow0]

What's the most amount of (real) money you've spent on a single game's DLC, whether functional or purely cosmetic?
(Not sure if Gacha games should be included or excluded from this question.)

 

[sterven]

What's the most amount of (real) money you've spent on a single game's DLC, whether functional or purely cosmetic?

a little over 300. Oh and I should also say I bought the game way before it went free to play.