> Ah yes Vlad the Impaler. I see the author is man of culture as well.
I don't know about that. He was a guro hentai artist at one point in his career.
Also, for those saying, "The edits made it better," then I say, "To heck with even translating it. Just do a full-on rewrite. As long as you are funny, most folks will be cool with that."