Isekai titles so dumb they could work

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I'm a reincarnated blue collar worker and i'm now a conscript in the demon lord's army and i wonder why my living conditions and my wage are better than on Earth, so i'm kidnapping humans in case one of them have the answer and that's how i unfortunately meet my half-elf half-orc wife who talk with a german accent.

It's a rom-com...

And a light novel, with a long title like that !
 
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I'm a reincarnated blue collar worker and i'm now a conscript in the demon lord's army and i wonder why my living conditions and my wage are better than on Earth, so i'm kidnapping humans in case one of them have the answer and that's how i unfortunately meet my half-elf half-orc wife who talk with a german accent.

It's a rom-com...

And a light novel, with a long title like that !
Not exactly, but... I guess goes in the same direction)
 
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My last one was a Banishment title, so here's the other three major Isekai subgenres. Though, at this point, these may or may not just be ridiculous premises that I want to read.

My Daughter is The Villainess?! ~The Hero's Journey After Retirement in Another World!~
娘が悪役令嬢か⁈ 〜異世界に退職後のヒーローズ・ジャーニー(MONOMYTH)!〜
(Musume ga Akuyaku Reijō!? ~Isekai ni Taishokugo no Monomyth!)

I'm imagining that unlike most of these sorts of "raising my kid to not be evil" manga, the main character in this would just suck at it, somehow constantly making things worse. It also reveals at the end of the first volume that the main character is actually part of a cosmic cycle of death and rebirth where he has no real free will, hence the "Monomyth" portion of the Japanese title, which I have so graciously omitted from the English title. (Following in the footsteps of official TLs.)

A kindergarten teacher who loved fairy tales is reincarnated in another world and brings his stories to life with a level 100 cheat skill!
昔話の大好きな幼稚園の教員は異世界に転生してレベル100のチートスキルで話に命を吹き込む!
(Mukashibanashi no Daisuki na Yōchien no Kyōin wa Isekai ni Tensei Shite Level 100 no Cheat Skill de Hanashi ni Inochi wo Fukikomu!)

This one I imagine has a focus on the main character telling these stories to kids in various villages. Something then happens to the kids and the overpowered MC beats the boss with zero effort to save the day, rinse and repeat. Halfway through, there's a chapter where the main character ends up accidentally making the kids think that they can be heroes, which causes them to nearly die, but after that arc is done the question is never brought up again and he continues to do everything as he has been. Also, despite being a kindergarten teacher, the main character looks like a high schooler.

I may be a girl now, but I can't pass up a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy an apple orchard in another world!
女の子になったのに、異世界に千載一遇(ゴールデンチャンス)のりんごの果樹園は買う機会が見逃す訳にはいけません!
Onna no Ko ni Natta no ni, Isekai ni Golden Chance no Ringo no Kajuen wa Kau Kikai ga Minogasu Wake ni wa Ikemasen!

This one's fairly self explanatory. Beyond what's described here, though, the prince of the kingdom tries the MC's apple juice (with no overly erotic undertones) and falls in love with her and follows her around everywhere. But the MC was originally a guy, so she can't fall in love with him! (Spoiler, she does.) There're also a bunch of other hot guys which the author constantly abuses to take out her frustration regarding real men in her life. (Such as her father, her editor, her landlord, her friend's boyfriend, &c.) Also, in case it wasn't obvious, this one's shōjo, but half-way through its run it gets switched to a jōsei magazine before eventually switching back to a different shōjo magazine for the last quarter.

Anyways, I wrote too much, so:

It also has an ecchi shōnen spinoff about the MC's younger sister, (Titled お兄ちゃんとルナ and known exclusively in English as "Onii-chan to Runa" despite the official translation technically being "Luna's Brother is Missing!") because the anime was made by a studio that usually adapts shōnen junk and put in way too much fanservice of the female characters, making it very popular with a certain breed of middle school boy. This spinoff got an anime adaptation with twice as many seasons & a three book novelization, and it still gets collab cafés to this day. If you go to one of those gacha machine stores in Japan, instead of a bunch of Haikyū machines, it's a bunch of Oniruna machines. And last week, Akihabara had a bunch of advertisements for it hanging from the lampposts. It also has its own section at Comiket.

Oh, and Oniruna also has a VN spin-off that's canon to the original manga and practically required reading due to a certain plot twist in the final volume that makes literally no sense if you haven't played that VN. This cause outrage among the female fans who had dropped Oniruna in the first volume, which caused the publishers to release a manga adaptation. This didn't help, as it was still a derivative of Oniruna, so it was axed and ended up with an entirely different ending. Oh, and the VN hasn't been localized, with the only fan translation being Windows only (Despite the original game also being available on Mac, Linux, Android, PS4, and Nintendo Switch.) and only complete up to the third chapter. (Out of twelve.) And even in those translated chapters, only around 30% of the optional dialogue is translated.

So the only way for western fans to experience this crucial part of Orchard-Girl / Oniruna lore is to a watch an unedited playthrough on Youtube of someone translating it in real time. Or, rather, it was, because six years ago, the episodes covering chapters 2, 9, and 12 were removed because the main character's best friend's name, Fūko, triggered Youtube's swear detection algorithm. Also, the episode covering chapter 3 was automatically marked as "for kids" due to being titled "Beach Party with my Friends!" The translator famously tried and failed to get this video remonetized, leading to them crashing out and quitting Youtube altogether. This is what most normies know the franchise for.

And though this VN was hated for a lot of reasons, in the year of our lord 2026, it's actually become a meme after someone uploaded a short to Tiktok where the opening movie started out normal before suddenly switching to a car crash. A classic bait and switch that no one on the platform had ever seen before. Someone then made a remix of the OP made entirely of car sounds, with a short gif of Runa / Luna driving a car looping in the background which half way through the video turns into a short gif of a humanoid car riding a car-shaped Runa / Luna. This became a meme of its own with people replicating the gif but with different characters and different car-sound covers. (They also usually switched to the second gif at the first drop rather than half-way through.)

Then, four days ago relative to the present day, (Thus Feb 4, 2026) the writer of Oniruna (different from the writer of Orchard-Girl) posted a drawing of Runa / Luna driving a car on their Twitter and suddenly no one was posting the meme anymore.

Oh yeah, and the author of Orchard-Girl and the author of Oniruna were married when the latter series began, but they divorced in 2021. Recent chapters of Oniruna have, in fact, included subtle jabs at Orchard-Girl's plot and characters since then.
 
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That time I, and My Brother, were Summoned to Isekai to Kill The Demon Lord or Something and The Party's Getting Crazy.

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"I Got Isekaied to A Flat World"

It's actually my friends idea after talking about Orbs anime.
He was like "what if an isekai protag goes to a medieval world, and tried to teach heliocentrism?"
So I told him "there have been some isekai like that"
And then he was "but the isekai world is a flat earth"
 
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What is there was a title called
" I asked God in return for my death to give me a harem, but instead of girls, I got boys?!" That would be so hilarious, BL Isekai for the MC that wants a harem.
 
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"The government banned reincarnation just before I was gonna get reincarnated and live my isekai fantasy life, so my friends resurrected me as a spirit and now we must win a case in court."

This actually got better as I thought about it. I want this to be like Ace attorney but without the attorney doing illegal stuff.
Maybe this would also have a lot of action as the MC and his friends try to save him from being exorcised by all kinds of people.
And the series would end with something like "Reincarnation is like a natural process so you can't regulate it." and then it would be revealed that the MC could've just reincarnated anyway as there isn't a way that could've been stopped by just making a law. Plus, he's getting isekai'd.
Maybe it should be philosophical and the moral of the story would be: Don't waste your time on super pointless things.

I wonder what strategy the Dalai Lama has.
Sorry if this is too political or religious, if somebody asks then I'll change this.
 
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20 Second Multiverse! ~Reincarnation With a Heart That Doesn't Beat~
廿秒間の多元宇宙(マルチバース)! 〜鼓動しない心臓の転生〜
(Hatabyōkan no Multiverse! ~Kodō-shinai Shinzō no Tensei~)

As the title implies, the main character's heart does not beat. So he falls unconscious a bit under 20 seconds after being summoned and dies around three and a half minutes later. He's summoned to a new "other world" each time this happens, though, and so he's the only one that can save the world from the multiversal threat of MISTER POWERSCALING...

...And assemble a harem of catgirls along the way, of course. (They're all catgirls because each universe has a designated catgirl protector. But it's totally fine for the MC to take them from the universes they're supposed to be protecting. He's more important.) They can travel with him just by holding his hand when he dies, but obviously sometimes they don't make it in time, which is super duper sad and the first time this happens there's a whole five chapter arc about the main character being sad about it. Whenever it happens after that, he's just sad for one chapter; we don't got time for that.

Oh, but the first catgirl is, like, extra magical and can just travel between universes on her own, 'cuz we've obviously gotta have a main love interest to put on the volume covers someone that can be his totally platonic equal and the one person who can truly understand his suffering! And she's the guardian catgirl of the whole multiverse or whatever.

Why doesn't she just go bring the left behind catgirls to the new universe herself...? I guess because she can only go to each universe once, yeah. Except for when the main character goes back to the very first universe for the climax of the story, because then, uh, that one's special because of MISTER POWERSCALING's multidimensional magic or...

Oh, wait, no! If she goes back, she'll lose her connection to the MC and not be able to pinpoint his location in the multiverse anymore. Yeah, yeah. See, this is good, because then we can have a super important catgirl (she has the power to seal MISTER POWERSCALING or whatever and they spent half the story looking for her) get left behind and the main character gets to have a cool moment where he tells the main cat girl to go back for her and she says okay with tears in her eyes. It's a two-page full-color spread.

Then, we get a short arc entirely from her perspective, where she's searching the endless universe to find the world that the MC is in, gathering up all the lost catgirls as she comes across them. The whole while, there's a countdown in upper left corner, counting down (represented with weird esoteric symbols, though you can tell they're going down, because the number gets shorter) until MISTER POWERSCALING destroys all of reality. Next to that, there's a counter telling you how many universes there are left to explore. (The number starts out so long it falls off the page, into the one next to it, and then off that page, too.)

In later sections, the esoteric numbers eventually turn into years and the "universes left" number gets short enough that you can see the end of it. If you do the math here, you find out that she's spending a bit less than 20 seconds in each universe. Eventually, you get to "UNIVERSES LEFT: 1." and "TIME UNTIL THE GREAT UNDOING: 20 seconds." She closes her eyes, then travels to the final universe. (Ignore the plothole of the fact that the MC's also constantly moving and might be in a universe she's already explored at any given moment. They all get destroyed by MISTER POWERSCALING's superweapon when she leaves, so he can't be in them.)

Then, we cut back to the MC and see what he's been doing all this time. Basically a lot of dying.

Okay.

He has a monologue as all that happens and different worlds flash around him, but then he opens his eyes to the final universe, which it turns out was the first universe all along. He then sees the main catgirl (with the rest of the harem in a stampede behind her) running up to him in his final seconds before everything is destroyed in a flash of white light.

The two of them (plus the harem) wake up in an entirely empty world filled only with light, and there they see MISTER POWERSCALING standing before them. (plus the harem.) He turns around and takes off his helmet and oh my god he's actually the first cat guardian. The rest of the harem are all his daughters. (The main catgirl is the firstborn.) He decided to destroy everything because he thinks that the only way to eliminate all suffering from the world is to kill everyone that could possibly experience it. (There's a term for this philosophy but dammit Google isn't cooperating right now.)

The main character, of course, is like "Uh, that's stupid. I've literally died an infinite number of times and I think that's stupid. If, even after all this, I still want to live, why wouldn't everyone else? You're just a murderer, MISTER POWERSCALING."

And in response MISTER POWERSCALING is like "Damn, you're right dude," and hands over his unlimited power to the MC, with it materializing as an orb of blue light. He then turns to dust because with neither his power nor the MC's love, he cannot exist within the total nothingness that once followed in his wake.

Then everyone celebrates for a bit (There's a dance party in the anime adaptation) and the MC and the main catgirl decide to share MISTER POWERSCALING's power so that no one ends up powerful enough to make the same mistake her father did. They then close their eyes and use it to recreate the world from the beginning.

The final chapter is an epilogue (releasing after a two week break) and oh dang it turns out the MC and the main catgirl did get married and they're living in an old house in the country side together with they're two children running around happily in the wheat fields.

Then the MC dies again (because it's been twenty seconds) and everyone just laughs when he comes back to life a few seconds later. The end.
 

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