You Heathens!!!
"No man Should cometh In-between Sacred Lilies."
But what of the parable Hyper Jesus told of the wise and foolish virgin main characters?
Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto two virgin MCs, who went forth to meet their brides.
And one was wise, and one was foolish.
And while the brides tarried in the bathroom, the two virgin MCs heard through the door the brides speaking of their dalliances in yon ivy league.
And the wise and brave virgin MC asked, and did receive, all kinds of lascivious tales, and did come unto a meeting of one of these women, and took her home, and they both did know her until the sun rose.
But the foolish and timid MC never asked, but could only listen as the wise MC likened the night unto a vision of the kingdom of heaven.
But seriously, get this out of your system before marriage, women who become wives aren't built like this.