Commander- "So, give me the report. What happened?"
Harem- "We successfully beat the boss sir. No casualties, one was critically wounded but now is just currently unconscious."
Commander- *looks at MC* "This crazy bastard isnt wounded at all. I bet he passed out before even entering the boss room."
Harem- "No sir, he contributed the most of us all. He only became unconscious when we accidentally crushed him with our armored tits durring our celebration after we defeated the boss."
Commander- "Wait, even the catgirl was a part of this crushing?"
Harem- "Yes sir."
Commander- *now looking at MC enviously* ".... Well he's still a bastard."