MC in first chapter: "Woe is me. I might be discriminated against because of my eyes. I mean, I haven't actually be discriminated against at all but I could be so I'm going to put myself asleep for hundreds of years because I'm a drama queen. Maybe in the future people won't care about my eyes anymore (even though they already don't)."
MC in every other chapter: "Hey, check out my eyes! Look at my eyes! Pay attention to my eyes! Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes!"