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Not being able to read mangos feels like being submerged underwater and slowly running out of air.
 
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Hahaha look at all you wieners. I'm on the premium server so it's not an issue for me. Be smellin' ya.
 
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My dream of being inside a moving tank will most likely be impossible to achive.
 
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@Plykiya growing is not the only option.

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Australia: *ban hentai*

Australian gamers: *sweating nervously*

VPN companies: *laugh in stocks*

American voters tonight: Prepare for war. You know what's coming.
 
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The fact that there's good evidence that there was mass voter fraud in several states of the US election, meaning that the results of these elections will likely be disputed for a very long time.

Bleeding Kansas 2.0, probably on the verge of another civil war.
 
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I want to eat cookies or chips or chocolate or cake or pastries or any snack tbh, but there aren't any in my house!!
 
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Eating 4 slices of pizza may not have been the best idea, if I do too much effort, it makes me feel like wanting to puke.
 
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My rim world colony. Currently preparing to do a allout attack on a pirate base and butcher the people there for food due to the sudden disappearance of the sun for the last 2 years.
 
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I just did an emotion test for school and the result surprised me but I was also expecting it.
 
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The emotion that you are feeling is.
Fear
Your current emotion is fear because you fear so much in life. You're afraid of failure. You're afraid to make major decisions without considering someone else's opinion. You have never taken a leap of faith in regard to anything in life because you are fearful of a not so pleasant outcome.


Test

Except for the leap of faith thing, everything else is spot on.
 
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Good rim job? Sorry, that was a shitty pun.

Since those pirates are butchered for food. Here are a few recipes.

Pirate Liver With Fava Beans
The pirate liver is cut in cubes and sautéed in a butter/olive oil combo with caramelized onions.
Serve with a nice glass of chianti.
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Pirate Kebab
Cut the most convenient and tender parts of the pirate — i.e. buttocks, eyeballs, breast, and internal organs – into two-inch gobbets, place on brochettes, interspersed with sweet Vidalia onions if you have them, and cook over an open fire to desired doneness.

Pirate Lung Sashimi
Remove entire lung of the pirate. Slice it in thin strips, to be passed around and eaten raw, seasoned only with mucus and blood.

Pirate Stew
Cut the body of the pirate into its component parts (arms, legs, internal organs, head, etc.).
Then stew them with broken coconuts in a big three-leg pot, blackened from years of use. Poached pieces are then speared, removed from the pot, and passed around.
 

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