@Teddy The next person thinks that rebooting the modem is harder than frying an egg
Okay, that clearly can't be me, because
nothing is harder than frying an egg.
Well, aside from frying potatoes, of course. Gods I hate frying things, it's such a pain (and I'm so darn bad at it).
Ah, but currently my modem and router are all handled remotely (or by technician) by the ISP, I can't actually access them myself.
So rebooting the modem involves, egh, talking to people. And lots of troubleshooting over the, ugh, phone.
..Okay, so yes, I guess you
were correct but, look, I clearly have justification!
@Teddy Person below is breaking quarantine to make sure the birds have had their batteries replaced
@Greenfrost Lies!!! It's true I am breaking quarantine, but its because I'm selling used porn magazines outside of Walmart.
In British-English, "birds" is a slang term for "[adult] women". Your discussion gives me.. concerns.
Y'know, I'm just going to assume you were talking about batteries for "assistive tools" related to porn, and try and forget I read any of that.
Definitely
not going to consider the interpretation where you were talking about actual birds, but the second statement was still related to the first regardless.
Ah, dammit.. too late..
@alipz I know how! I put my dirty socks in a casserole with boiling water, hoping it would be cleansed completely.
Wait- is that a casserole dish full of boiling water or, like, do you take a prepared casserole meal, and then drop your socks on top while pouring water over it?
Because if it's the latter, then you not only do you not know how to wash your socks, but you don't know how to cook, either. Seriously, please stay out of the kitchen.
The next person has dealt with corona quarantine very well: Not only have they managed to avoid going outdoors, but thanks to the extreme nature of their isolation coping mechanisms they have also succesfully run down the property value of several surrounding neighborhoods! This will likely to appeal to investors, which in turn means the property owners of those neighborhoods (who, let's be honest, none of us ever really liked) will probably change!
(Explaination)
