Have you even heard my fire mixtape huh?! I sampled 43 different sounds of animal noises to make It from the zoo and nearly got yiffed when the guy below me went "UwU hewwo wet me touch yewr exposed knees." S-Stop touching me there you knee obsessed used car salesman! Ill call the police 😳
It's true, I really should just stop... But every morning just repeats the same action hoping that my cat will miraculously appear from the corner again...cuddle next to me, chew on biscuit crumbs and drink his milk... How I missed him....
The next person doesn't give tips even after he vomits all over the place and needs the bartender to help clean up
The person below thinks that girls don't play multiplayer games cause he screeches at the start of every round and scares all the females into muting themselves.
Look bothering my neighbours would be very troublesome! Imagine if they‘d look weird at me when we pass each other on the hallway and they‘d think “So that‘s who‘s peeing so loud geez that‘s exactly what you expect from that kind of person“ or what if I wake them up because of the flushing? Worst case scenario is that the pipe breaks and their appartment gets flooded with water just because I needed to pee. Plus peeing in the sink means I have to climb up to the sink and squat on there, aka I would never miss out on leg day. Small price to pay.
HOWEVER! The person below tried to be cool and made an abc soup to roast someone in their discord server, just to spent a whole hour trying to spell “you‘re wrong and I don‘t like your opinion, doodoohead.‘‘ In the end they pretended the argument never took place since they gave up trying to spell.
What else would you eat during a movie? Overpriced chips?
The person below has the audacity to like pineapple on pizza. Upon hearing this the Italian government started a nuclear program and will be bombing their residence in about 2 weeks.