The Haiku Thread

[Teddy]

I wish to compose
another story for ghosts
but I lack the will

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@Teddy
Something different,
instead of being scary,
try some depression.

 

[Albwin]

@Teddy:
In my case these days
some writer's block it is I
am suffering from.

I don't lack ideas.
It's the opposite, but they
fail to form stories.

 

[Teddy]

Pain, gnashing, morbid
Torture, Carrie lam, horror,
Quartering, anguish

 

[EOTFOFYL]

While walking alone
we forget the things we love,
never turning back.

 

[Albwin]

Sadness in my heart.
Grandma is forever gone
never to return.

 

[Metonym]

Monitor yourself.
Misery's stasis or growth;
Both are effortless.

 

[Tamerlane]

Karen is a bitch
She took the fucking children
I am manager.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A spoon of sugar
doesn't help make the fucking
medicine go down.

 

[Bezarius]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

 

[newniez]

What is this forum
I can't read isekai
Give me manga please

 

[Teddy]

Spoonful of sugar
May not work although this will
Sulfuric acid

 

[CyanHide]

Sometimes silence
requires you to go out with
a fucking big bang

 

[hazzack]

i keep bleach away
from toilets and washrooms
no suicide (yet)

 

[Teddy]

Intimidating
Disproportionality
Abracadabra!

 

[Kazedoom]

I need breast be supple
The shape should be rounder and more elastic
Please stop with the fake

 

[Teddy]

I need some haikus
A Five-seven-five only
Ya bloody blockhead!

 

[EOTFOFYL]

When addiction strikes
inject some five-seven-fives
for a brief respite.

 

[CyanHide]

Five-Seven-Five?
How about you pick up an
FN Five-Seven?

 

[Tamerlane]

I have no idea
What I am doing with this
I should stick with rhymes