The Parliament - Ministry HQ

[yogurtman250]

OYE OYE MINISTRY FOLK
THE MINISTRY'S CELEBRATION BANQUET & BALL HAS NOW OFFICIALLY BEGUN!

When you come in please send me a picture of your pfp's character so that I can edit you in.​

I can't edit send the pfp I have in mind at the moment, since my sibling is hogging my PC today...

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Alriiight! wipes away the pie stains on my mouth.

...with a napkin, right?

 

[Angry_Panda]

Aw, but I wore my good outfit....

 

[TheTopAdventure]

I can't edit send the pfp I have in mind at the moment, since my sibling is hogging my PC today...

don't worry the ball will last 2 days so everyone can get a chance

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Aw, but I wore my good outfit....

...
Can you promise to not poop on the floor and not try to cause a revolution?

 

[solstice258]

This is The Parliament, you think we don't have bullet proof windows??

Then I throw it through the door when a rando is entering

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Then I throw it through the door when a rando is entering

again, this is the parliament, we don't let randos in like that and the security is tight. Have you never been to real parliament before??? You can't just throw bricks in there

 

[Angry_Panda]

...
Can you promise to not poop on the floor and not try to cause a revolution?

I will not poop on the floor, and I will not cause a revolution (unless it involves a turntable).

 

[TheTopAdventure]

I will not poop on the floor, and I will not cause a revolution (unless it involves a turntable).

How do I know you're telling the truth?
Swear it on the existence of pies. If you lie pies will cease to be and you will never be allowed to ask Cake Or Pie again

 

[solstice258]

again, this is the parliament, we don't let randos in like that and the security is tight. Have you never been to real parliament before??? You can't just throw bricks in there

Are you implying this is a legitimate parliament?
Then how did they let you in

 

[Angry_Panda]

How do I know you're telling the truth?
Swear it on the existence of pies. If you lie pies will cease to be and you will never be allowed to ask Cake Or Pie again

...do I need to get my hat and my little friend?

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Are you implying this is a legitimate parliament?
Then how did they let you in

brother I am part of the ministry, Head Of Propaganda

 

[Mangamoz]

Ah damn it, I'm not currently at home, so I can't add a fancy bowtie to my pfp right now. Here, imagine this is me as a waiter, giving drinks to the high roll guests. (And maybe some tricks on the side if you pay me something extra)

Source

 

[TheTopAdventure]

...do I need to get my hat and my little friend?

suspicious how you avoided the swearing on pies part...

 

[solstice258]

brother I am part of the ministry, Head Of Propaganda

Wow so scary
Anyway, I had my fun. Maybe someone will find my brick in the garden or trip on it and fall

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Wow so scary
Anyway, I had my fun. Maybe someone will find my brick in the garden or trip on it and fall

I will propagandate fungi through your head next time you try something funny

 

[solstice258]

I will propagandate fungi through your head next time you try something funny

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

When you come in please send me a picture of your pfp's character so that I can edit you in.​

Do I need to edit my character's clothes to something more formal? I'm sorry, but I don't have those skills

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

I will propagandate fungi through your head next time you try something funny

@fungifordinner

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Do I need to edit my character's clothes to something more formal? I'm sorry, but I don't have those skills

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